My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
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would prefer to be shitposting rather than whining. pining for the fjords. used to run a nuclear reactor underwater. following based on {funny/articulate} posts. if you're not posting I'm likely not following back. pixelart avatar by @mona2.bsky 📍 USA
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How would I get by without AI? If I need a factually-dubious opinion expressed in a cliched manner with unearned confidence, I’ll just talk to a straight white cis man. I can get by on small-batch, locally-sourced, artisanal mansplaining, the way we always used to.
A day without A.I.? OH NO WHAT SHALL I DO WHO WILL WATER MY GARDEN WHO WILL TILL THE SOIL WHO WILL INVESTIGATE WHEN WILD PACKS OF DOGS ARE NEARBY? SAVE ME A.I.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 22h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Some people think we need to triangulate and moderate ideologically to appeal to the maximum number of voters. Others think we need dynamic, exciting candidates who can galvanize new support outside of traditional demographics. Personally, I think we're all sinners in the hands of an angry God.
Ya know say what you like about Obama but at least when faced with a crisis of rising authoritarianism domestically and internationally he did nothing about it
Zoomer Antimillenarian@surcomplicated.bsky.social · 17h agoWhile the gap between Dem and GOP talent keeps snowballing hard in favor of Dems, there has been an absolute decline in Dem talent, as a delayed effect of the local and state-level wipeouts under Obama.
"I need some trigonometry to calculate the height of that radio tower" "Do you have enough tokens? Great. Fulfill his need, Astra" "I have calculated the height with eight-dimensional sphere-packing. Would you like a slightly more accurate answer using topological set-theory"
"Fortunately" (thanks R. Reagan) we have no basic Mental Health system in this country. So that's nice.
The Denver Post@denverpost.com · 16h agoMan charged with setting Spokane’s largest wildfire went to prison for killing his father
Eating a big bucket of ramen and beef at 1:42AM and going immediately to bed. Its impossible to explain why i feel like shit. Probably the economy. Gas prices. Things of that nature
Hey, folks. There's a @gofundme.com set up for artist Andy Fish, who is going through a very tough fight with two forms of cancer. He and his wife, cartoonist Veronica Fish (my Blackwood series cohorts) could use some help during this very tough time. I'm donating, hope you can. tinyurl.com/4wa86a6c
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Computer scientist Frances Allen was a pioneer in the field of optimizing compilers. + 1st woman to win the Turing Award + Her research directly shaped compiler design, code optimization & automatic parallel processing Born #OTD in 1932 & died #OTD in 2020. #WomenInSTEM #CompSci
Scottish activist Flora Drummond was a fearless operational leader of the British militant suffragette movement. Nicknamed "The General," she famously marshaled massive #WomensRights parades thru London & Edinburgh on horseback & wearing a military-style uniform. She was born #OTD in 1878.
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
...i will never get tired of saying "Ronald Reagan is dead"
In 1986, contracting HIV meant you were going to die, usually slowly, painfully, and alone. Now it's a chronic illness like hypertension. In 1986, gay and lesbian couples couldn't have their relationships legally recognized and had to adopt elaborate legal workarounds.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 18h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
I’m not voting on a noun, verb, and AIPAC/Israel today, tomorrow, or 20 years from now. I want policies that benefit me and others here.
Barbara Gordon@thebookwizard.bsky.social · 19h agoThey need to understand that “AIPAC Bad” isn’t enough to win when people are struggling here.
To be very clear, extrajudiciously killing people you suspect are drug traffickers is *also* murder
CNN@cnn.com · 2d agoThe US military’s strikes on alleged drug boats have likely illegally killed “individuals who are not involved in narcotrafficking,” Sen. Tim Kaine told the White House, following “a careful review” of classified information he has seen so far.
4 August 1936 | A Romanian Jewish boy, Jacob Arye Katz, was born in Satu Mare. In 1944 he was deported to #Auschwitz and murdered in a gas chamber. --- ▶ Gas chambers and crematoria of the Auschwitz camp: https://youtu.be/-A05i25j9Ck
guys will literally spend years navigating the united states health care system, confused by the process of finding and paying for regular visits to a mental health professional instead of going to therapy
BREAKING NEWS: Senator who has tried nothing but honorless capitulation is all out of ideas. Todd Blanche is a disgrace and should be removed, not promoted to Attorney General, where he will continue to fail Epstein survivors and support policing women’s right to choose.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Just passed the season’s first spirit Halloween, can’t wait to stop by to buy the most terrifying costume of 2026: bagged salad mix
