drunk cishet honky man posing with all the vintage cast-iron in your house like the fish in his tindr pfp. he loads your microwave, sets it to “ass hammer 10k”, & punches GO with the power of gun-fu. your kitchen & his flesh are all obliterated in a final hubristic attempt to “party hardy bruh”.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · yesterday

Making breakfast at 4AM

HALF LIGHT (Medium: Success) - if you’re cold they’re cold, put that cast iron inside the washing machine & help it die like a rabid dog who ate an entire bottle of Tylenol. feed your intrusive thoughts. everyone at this party you crashed will surely applaud & declare you are a high-value male.

hellthread lives

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

Check out this ableist mess of a Quora question: Is bipolar mental retardation? Now do we even call it mental retardation anymore unless we're bigots? And no bipolar does not give you an intellectual disability. @coolhand.bsky.social

The inside of the hot pocket is still frozen.

“i like my hot pockets like i like my women, fucking inedible”

My wife and I saw you from across the bar and we want to fucking annhilate you.

“The Nephilim (fallen ones) were on the earth both in those days and afterward, when the divine sons of God lusted for the mortal daughters of man, they lay together & came in the daughters who bore children to them.” - GENESIS 6:4

this is in the bible btw

he's a ten but he'll shred your fitted sheets with his heel calluses

it would violate our government's norms and precedents to speculate but scientists think it could look something like this (artist's rendering)

guys i had that dream again

revel in my masterful photoshop skills

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Are the Americans awake yet? Okay so a restaurant just opened in London called ‘Appalachia’ and this is their ‘June’ menu; discuss

Welp. Just learned about Symbie. Look, Marvel has its own cumsprite now.

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

the Calvary, minion style

Dinner's ready. Who's hungry?

trans women existed even before the greek gods, no wonder they like us.

Ms . Penny Oaken, SkyWitch 🧙‍♀️@skywitchy.bsky.social · 3y ago

Trans women 🏳️‍⚧️ Apollo 🏀 The gift of prophecy ☄️

Cybele & Dionysus were t4t

UGLY! < slams gavel >

The Flytrap@theflytrapmedia.com · 4w ago

When @andreagrimes.com pitched this week's piece about loving ugly shoes, we started talking about tabis and how controversial they are. What do y'all think? Are they ugly or cute?

I just see two camel toes and I can’t unsee it. Just feet labia

logging on

What kind of sociopath has EVER looked at a PDF document and said to themselves, "This could be a podcast?"

Pictures from a friend of mine who works on a crab-fishing boat off the coast of Newfoundland. I love the nightmare crab door.

At the very least you can imagine personifying a computer (and other appliances like in Brave Little Toaster) so they get away with it, but you can feel this same tension in other movies that try to follow the Toy Story formula but with things that no one naturally personifies

Don't make me find that 2003 era gif of the guy in lingerie banging a land rover I'm traumatized enough without that gif

they keep trying to automate hand stuff and im sick of it