🔻Pantsless Hero🔻☫
@pantslesshero.bsky.social
I yell at those who deserve it, build decks, and help people when I can. Only occasional Magic-posting. He/him CA. ☭
A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymore
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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This is EXACTLY what the Bluesky CEO meant. This will be the place where the thin-skinned can have their detractors punished for the crime of dissent.
Cheryl Lynn Eaton@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 2d agoBecause it seems like the rule is "Don't say anything that may cause a person of privilege to feel embarrassed." That's not sustainable.
Proving once and for all there’s only one correct way to carry a woman:
Princess Pretty Girl@princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 2mo agothe wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
I'm Russ' younger brother. Russ died of a heart attack (probably not long after this last post) at his home in Tacoma, and his obituary can be read at the following link: gaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nessegaffneyfuneralhome.com/obituaries/rustin-nesse
Rustin Daniel Nesse Obituary Jul 10, 2026 - Gaffney Funeral Home
View Rustin Daniel Nesse's obituary, send flowers, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
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When you don't grind an englishman's bones well enough and your bread ends up being too crunchy
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 6d ago
WGN posted a meme of Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell when reporting on his car accident.
Unidentified SCP, only known photo. All other information [Redacted].
wargen@funeralpig.bsky.social · last wk.when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue
Oh no, he is struggling with his studies!
Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · last wk.LIFTING.BMF
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do!
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · last wk.Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
Exclusive: Political operative behind Graham Platner's rise accused of sexual assault
A spokesperson for Daniel Moraff said: “Any suggestion that he committed a criminal offence is false and without foundation."
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having achieved all the actual sporting accomplishments lebron has moved on to abstract and challenging ones like "make philadelphians like you"
Some BODY once told me "Poseidon's gonna troll me" The cyclops wants Odysseus dead He was looking rather gassed And they knew he'd be harassed So they tied him up tight to the masthead
Lmao I can't believe this caused a controversy amongst Libsky. That's what I get for having any sort of opinion.
Lemondrop 👉 anime arbor! 📚@lipstick-lemondrop.bsky.social · 3w agoholy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???
Ahh yes, we got all the hits: • Everyone who disagrees with me is somehow similar • 'herrenvolk' • Triple parentheses! Final analysis: Level 3 chart pervert
Stan Oklobdzija@stano.bsky.social · 2w agoThe people who this appeals to are identical to Trump chuds, except they think a different kind of herrenvolk is able to magically intuit the truth despite being surrounded by (((liars))).