Sources say his plan was to drive one off the lot
lil mikey paycheck
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A Relative Masterpiece Of Complex Eroticism - Tim Goodwin, San Francisco Chronicle.
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election #DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/2026-1...
Oh, hello! I didn’t see you there. Anyway “healing the nation” by doing nothing has not only never worked, it also always sends the message to evil people that the only consequences they will ever face for selling out their own country will be mild inconvenience
Woke 3 Nuremberg 2.0 with William Tecumseh Sherman characteristics when?
DO NOT REACH ACROSS THE AISLE!!! RELISH YOUR VICTORY! SLAY YOUR ENEMIES! UNLEASH NUREMBERG 2.0 BUT DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
This is the specific flavor of tears I need. Republican disbelief at gambling losses on the midterms
Look I don’t assume the democrats are going to do anything with this unless they’re screamed at, I’m primarily living off of spite right now.
If I were a DOGE guy, ICE agent, or any other administration goon who's been involved in some shady work over the past two years I'd be seriously thinking about stepping forward to inform on my colleagues before they inevitably do the same to me
As we prepare for Tuesday, please enjoy this Tombrodude election tweet
incredible things are happening in philadelphia
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Beef Heist Update 6abc.com/post/car-fou...
“It’s raining again” is the most heartbreaking moment in the history of fiction
I’m watching a Halloween baking show and just laughed so hard I took pictures of my television
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 18,1954
"Conspiracy theorists contemplating the rash of injuries affecting the Eagles have focused their attention on the American Swedish Historical Museum..."
The tale of Ricky Jordan's seafood milkshake may be one of the funniest and grossest stories on the back of a baseball card.
love being able to message my sibling random shit at any time and they immediately jump into the bit no questions asked
NASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
Some of those who run forces / should be primaried so they are no longer able to use the laws in place to immiserate people / some of those who run forces… / SHOULD BE PRIMARIED SO UHHHHH
Pee-yew! This guy stinks!
Wife: you get those Halloween decorations? Me: sure did babe, real fucking sexy just like you asked.