Why did you block me, you stupid fucking bitch? I understand though.

Not fitting in doesn’t make you a reject, it means you reject being like everybody else.

Bringing plants back from the brink of death is sorta my only talent

Sloshing around with the rest of my blood.

Destroyed so many things for myself. Werk, I guess.

Wanna see my grumpy pussy?

I’m not edgy. I’m just miserable.

is this the line to audition for the furious transgender mob?

Perpetual false equivalency engine.

Samara Horror Queen Weaving as live-action Emma Frost. Ugh. *ovulates in gay*

only the strongest of puppies can learn to meow,,

In case of emergency, just leave me the fuck alone.

You're quite a something, sumthin.

Now watching -- everything fall apart.

I do this cute thing where I misinterpret a post but then comment anyway... it's just one of my many gifts

For Your Inconsideration

Life is so weird. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

When a window closes, the door's probably already been locked. Go home, weirdo.

I’d watch it all burn down with you

I no longer get tired, it’s just my state of being now.

I just noticed there's one thick strand of hair that has taken root 5 or so millimeters below my actual hairline. It's so weird.

the times when im happy make me question if im crazy

I'm a chicken. A flightless bird.

Someone said 2006 was 20 years ago and I laughed in their face

Someone described me as haunted and whimsical. I felt seen.

I tried

The gays are thirsting over the dorky male lead in the new resident evil. We are so back.

People be like, "Of course I make mistakes, I'm just human." And I'm like, "Ew."

Sorry, not today, my bones are too wet