My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
We're on an I-5 road trip and NorCal is just us doing this for 6 hours at a time.
phylan@phylan.website · 2w agotrying to identify a bird of prey while doing 70 on the turnpike with my family in the car
"TikTok is just AI slop, teenagers dancing, and political misinformation" SKILL ISSUE. MY TikTok feed is 100% the guy structuring an elephant puppet around a toddler carrier and using it to invade Italy via Hannibal Barca's 218BC route through the Alps. vm.tiktok.com/ZN8JcuTJd/
Calling the police to get them to make this guy stop doing this
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
It’s a crazy world out there, and when Instagram user KingdomCome1488 and the American Academy of Pediatrics disagree, it can be difficult for busy parents to know who to trust
I've never been more pissed at the weaponization of "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." I'm pleased to see that Andrew Wakefield's Wikipedia page starts with, "Andrew Jeremy Wakefield (born 3 September 1956[a]) is an English fraudster..." Fuck that guy.
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m sorry what
The claim that unicorns don’t exist is not an evidence-based statement because studies have not ruled out the possibility that unicorns exist.
The Volatile Mermaid@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m sorry what
I need one coach to be like "listen I recruit well because I pay people to do it for me, my wife loves me because I have husband dick, and I love my average children, it ain't that complex"
Jake@jakenazar.bsky.social · 2w agoThey ain’t even spotted the ball yet and Silverfield is going to the “can I recruit? I recruited my hot wife!” playbook This fella is so cooked
Good evening. The Godfather, released in 1972, came out 27 years before The Matrix (1999), which is a 27 year old movie.
Historian friend was reading a civil war era letter in an archive, the letter said “In this envelope I include my smallpox scabs” and sure enough there they were. Had to call CDC for a hazmat team.
Ghost In The Shell Fans Who Never Read The Manga Are Very Confused By The New Hornier Adaptation:
Ghost In The Shell Fans Are Baffled By The New Horny Adaptation
Science Saru's 2026 adaptation of Ghost in the Shell is finally here, and its goofy and raunchy vibes are perplexing those who haven't read Masamune Shirow’s original 1989 manga
kotaku.com
I feel like what makes Marvel fumbling the Blade movie extra wrong is that around 80% of guys have an idea for a Blade movie that, while terrible, would work for a Blade movie because Wesley Snipes would be karate fighting vampires during it
I know this is a setup for endless jokes but my sincere answer will always be, "But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding