"The Shards," eh? Did no one talk to anyone about that title? No? Hmm...

I got my closet painted. Hopefully i can sleep.

This woman I know used to be married to a cop and now she's working at a voucher school. Of fucking course. Probably loves her HOA, too.

I'm so tired today. Maybe eating too many vegetables for dinner will help.

I wish I knew enough about anything to actually write a book. I don't even know enough about my own mind to write long form fiction.

Wednesday in the Midwest. You know what that means.

If your short is longer than a minute, it's not short and I'm checking out. Even 30 seconds is pushing it.

The spackle, she is done!

Guys, I'm breaking the thread for a moment. This should be a regular reminder: Make somebody feel seen. A nurse, a teacher, the dish busser at your favorite coffee shop, somebody with whom you share a slender but real connection. There will come a time when those moments are precious to you.

Old closet system is out. Walls are clean. Spackling can wait. I'm tired.

I will happily accept a job where you pay me $350K a year to be wrong all the time, and unlike most all of the guys who currently have those jobs, my predictions come with a side of whimsical humor

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 2d ago

there is an entire industry of people who give their opinion or predict how things are going to go and their entire job is to be correct are they ever correct? rarely. are there repercussions for being wrong, the thing they are being paid not to be? haha no, no there are not

*godfather voice, to my cats* you wake me up before my alarm on this, the day of my colonoscopy?

I miss invite codes

We need to return to traditional masculinity, to the time when real men took their kitties for walkies so they could smell smells.

I wouldn't necessarily say that suprhero movies are "back" simply because "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" was excellent. My take is that "good movies are good. Make good movies."

An atm that moans when you slide your card in

So Kansas votes tomorrow on whether to elect its Supreme Court justices. In 2022, Kris Kobach said doing exactly this would let Kansas “slowly and quietly” put anti-abortion judges on the court. Now it’s on the ballot. If you know somebody in Kansas, they should know this is going on.

Yes, I spent a long time with color theory at Menards. 🤣

I build custom furniture for others so I can install a closet off the shelf for myself.

Haha I fucking hate jumping through social security hoops. I want to scream and cry and just give up so often. Fuck this country.

Me: God why do bad things happen to good people? God: Soooo kind of awkward but they don't

(following behind a 4Runner doing 10 MPH under the speed limit) Me: More like 4Walker. Nobody: Me: Still got it.

*looks directly at camera*

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5d ago

Prosecutors charged an LAPD officer with felony eavesdropping for making secret recordings of his colleagues’ racist, sexist and homophobic comments on the job

I need to bang my head against the desk until things make sense. Wait, no. Not *my* head. *Your* head.

im going into denial, anyone need anything?

M365 Copilot has so many bullshit background calls that it breaks the browser's back button. You've lessened my productivity once again @microsoft.com.

It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires

I'll follow the rules, but I reserve my right to complain about the rules.

I really didn’t feel like getting out of bed today That makes 12,775 days in a row

disability pride month is over its time to be ashamed again :(