Christmas Ketchup? WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY

St albans has a closed street gib festival this evening with live music. A single G&T (work a miniscule can of fever tree) is £8. Saw loads of people heading to it. Mental

AI bros:

Two Smiling Clowns

ALT: Two Smiling Clowns

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Parkscope Joe@parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 16h ago

This is insane.

Avengers: Midsomer Murders.

we've got smart speakers but my wife is after one with a CD player, any pointers from the BS massive?

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

With it being Swap Shop's 50th today, I'm wondering if Robert McKay ever did manage to achieve what must be the Most Hopeful Swap Request Ever.

"Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus App" "Stacey Solomon gives Joe a sticker for helping with the dishes" "Alesha Dixon made bairns cry at the Hoppings" "Jessie J doesn't donate 10p to charity at the checkout" "Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery"

Community urged to report bizarre celeb-obsessed graffiti artist to police

Bizarre graffiti about a range of celebrities has been daubed across the Newcastle suburb

chroniclelive.co.uk

Wild if true

Angry Farters In Local Newspapers www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2660102...

Fartgate - Reform UK Councillor accused of loudly farting at rival during meeting

A Reform UK councillor has been accused of loudly farting at another politician during a meeting at Blackburn with Darwen Council

lancashiretelegraph.co.uk

Here's my top Swap Shop memory, BBC #50YearsOfSwapShop

Just in case you didn't know ModRetro fucking sucks and "Automated War Initiative" is a disgusting title Also, War Crime Enthusiast Palmer Luckey is incredibly thin skinned and will chase you around various social media platforms if you talk sauce about him and his shitty M64. Worth it.

Joe Cirincione@joecirin.bsky.social · yesterday

Meet the mega-donor Pete Hegseth just named as the leader of his new automated war initiative, along with mega-donor Elon Musk and Newt Gingruch. Donald Trump Jr. invests in his company. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

S T E A M S A L E T I M E! All our games a CHEAP and I need all the money I can get my grubby little hands on to fund the next thing, which is BRILLIANT already. Grab a bargain, please. Grabbing a quick bargain does WONDERS round here: store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive

Steam Developer: Size Five Games

BAFTA-winning indie developer: 'Ben There, Dan That!' | 'Time Gentlemen, Please!' | 'Privates' | 'Gun Monkeys' | 'The Swindle' | 'Behold the Kickmen' | 'Lair of the Clockwork God' | 'Devil's Kiss'

store.steampowered.com

Some of these early prime day deals are really....odd

They want to spend more time attending St Albans City football matches don't they.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 21h ago

Enter Shikari announce indefinite hiatus from 2027: ‘We don’t think we’re splitting up’

Hey you, Europe, You know how we started a war without telling you, failed badly, and hurt all our economies? No, after we tariffed you, lectured you that Russia isn’t a threat, and demanded territory. Okay. So. Weaken yourself to rescue us or we’ll hurt our own economy more and you’ll be sorry.

Reuters@reuters.com · 2d ago

EXCLUSIVE: US tells France and Germany to release diesel stocks or face US export ban, sources say reut.rs/3U3eCng

IGN@ign.com · 3d ago

Marvel fans need to prepare for "a very surprising ending" to Avengers: Doomsday, directors Joe and Anthony Russo have teased. https://bit.ly/4z1aMtK

Happy sixth anniversary to this complete smut.

Solid chance Openai goes belly up and takes softbank and oracle with it. Couldn't happen to more deserving companies.

"Metal detecting is the closest you can get to time travel." The first episode of 'Detectorists' aired on this day in 2014.

Roy Keane might be taking the moral high ground on tainted winners medals but the arse still advertises gambling companies and could take a leaf out of this guy's book

It's a bird jamboree outside our front door this morning

That thing where you see someone RT a question into your timeline and you think I know who could help them with that but then you find out they've limited replies to people they follow and oh well 🫤

I am sure this advert, running in the middle of Time’s interview with Trump, is purely coincidental.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞@jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 5d ago

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Also feel free to tell me how great my picture is instead of posting a picture of a vampire because I just spent an hour doing it and I'm already regretting wasting it on an annoying repost chain. 😄

I’m now waiting for his announcement that US is getting rid of armour and returning to horses.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"