planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons. I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games. I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
We did it, we finally found the worst headline
Stereogum@stereogum.com · last wk.Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
Not sure about this, partly because it isn't a term for something new or uncommon, so it then becomes more of a purity test thing vs just neatly filling a language gap zuzai.org
Zuzai, a new word, indicates the absence of AI
About the word zuzai, coined to denote things made or done without artificial intelligence.
zuzai.org
This lil fella has made 3 trips past us to do his acorn shopping.
A hate crime you can (but shouldn't) eat.
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2w agoIn fact pineapple pairs well with ham on a pizza. I would not combine it with sausage or pepperoni. That said, I would probably draw the line at the banana pizza allegedly popular in Scandanvia: www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/banan...
For his next miracle, Count Binface has pledged to turn water into Kestrel Super for the residents of Clacton.
Olaf Falafel@ofalafel.bsky.social · 2w agoGenuinely thought this bin was levitating
Finally, real policies that matter. This guy gets it.
Tracker_TD@tracker-td.bsky.social · 2w agonow reopening SEGAWorld Trocadero is a policy I can get behind
“Stop now, engine driver. My little legs are getting tired.”
Lego fully acknowledging and embracing their core audience for these types of sets: middle-aged men and lesbians
Eddie Robson@eddierobson.bsky.social · 2w agoI didn't see there's a video!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHK...
In the land of the free, you need ID to eat Penne alla Vodka. Ridiculous country is ridiculous.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoScalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
Honestly I don’t think AI is ever gonna replace this quality of work. It’s like pure cinematography shitposting
rue@deathcarpets.sisc.one · 2w ago
Unless the plan is for the whole country to hide behind his massive face, this seems a stupid idea.
James Heale@jaheale.bsky.social · 2w agoWes Streeting is the Defence Secretary
EXCLUSIVE - Andy Burnham’s lectern is a large scale replica of one of Bez’s Maracas.
Watching Trump try to get into the World Cup photo, then shuffle off because no-one was paying attention to him, was the perfect ending to this evening.
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
Such a good show. Highly recommended.
Chortle@chortle.bsky.social · 3w agoColin From Accounts closes its books
Has Kier Starmer ever been more out of touch with the nation? You've more chance Donny T will achieve peace the Middle East than you have a Scot cheering for England.
Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 3w ago🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says Scotland and Wales fans should come together to support England against Argentina tomorrow "I would very much encourage unity"
I made this because as far as I can see nobody else has?
Star City feels like the origin story for all those Imperial baddies with English accents from Star Wars in a galaxy where colour is illegal. It's so damn unrelentingly bleak. I think I'd enjoy watching the news more.
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
It's a bit late now, BBC! Where were your cameras three days ago!
Did Ryanair charge the passenger a "Cabriolet Surcharge" for feeling the wind his hair?
Sky News@news.sky.com · 4w agoPassenger 'partially sucked out of window' on Ryanair flight