New neighbors texting us about how to reset circuit breakers because they discovered you can’t run the air fryer and microwave at the same time from the same outlet. I go to help them out, every window in the house is wide open and the AC is blasting. We got some brain geniuses on our hands

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy the work of this innovative textile artist

ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS

Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.

Ok

Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)

May May the Nard@maymaythenard.bsky.social · yesterday

Please please please.. we need the Kiwi

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

I am hearing that Haley Stevens received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now she looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Happy Haley Stevens Eat Shit Day to all that celebrate

Kent county going 2:1 for Abdul with half the vote in is bananas

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

Damn I love reading The News on the Internet in the year of our lord 2026

Odysseus to Circe: My men are smart and brave. Hero’s of the Trojan war would never fall victim to such obvious tricks. Eurylochus, just outside:

AI is a very useful tool

lmfao @matchbox30.bsky.social; incredible

Happy Haley Stevens Eat Shit Day to all that celebrate

Nancy 8/1/26

The 500 FINGER FILLET demo is OUT NOW!!! 500 STABS. 20 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? store.steampowered.com/app/4973880/...

Faster heartbeats. Non-stop sweat. Endless rage. Get that dog blood today.

We are pivoting from outright blocking of misbehaving ai bots to serving them http 402 "fuck you pay me" errors

my first job as FIFA president would be to change the name from Football (contentious, not descriptive of the game) to something like Foccer (elegant, describes the game, pleases everyone)

jondi and I mistook someone's "My other ride is yoshi" bumper sticker for this earlier and almost crashed we were laughing so hard. Came home and made the dream a reality. I have a vinyl cutter, maybe I should actually make one for our car

I hate reddit but I found a post about a guy who wants to sue IHOP because they didnt him give enough pancakes.

the NY Post made an INCREDIBLE gif animation to illustrate Mamdani's pied-à-terre tax on 2nd luxury apartments

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Have I Ben so out of touch pursuing something impossible to the point of giving myself an autoimmune disorder? No. It is my body that is wrong.

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 7d ago

Even the rich immortality guy is giving up