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28 / (he/him) star wars, comics, movies, etc. abolish ICE
jd vance seeing the GOP base react to the ongoing iran war failure: "i better log on and call this dude fat"
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
don’t give a Fuck about tech innovations. make birria tacos bigger
gotta wet that down before you start spewing rancid bullshit on camera brother
Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterdayTrans debate isn’t over
i was 3 years old and too busy stuffing playdoh up my nose to remember anything. i sure as hell remember what elementary school post-9/11 was like though
𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙡@introspectre.darkwo.ke · 2d agohow it feels to talk to the zoomers on bsky
Star Wars kinda flounders here because everyone has a job and critical thinking skills.
top ten photo i've ever taken. three bears crossing the road at the WILDLIFE CORRIDOR sign up the road from my house
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Allosaurus Chasing Fail: Tripped
Alt: the ballad of big al (2000) a bbc walking with dinosaurs movie about "big al", an allosaurus whose fossilized bones show he lived the most fucked up dinosaur life imaginable the gif is him tripping over a tree which injured his toe and eventually killed him
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Medusa’s Wink@medusaswink.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
moderate democrats don’t even talk about healthcare anymore they just look at you like this
[to a mom and pop gas station clerk, anton chigurh style] are you mad at me
Was soloing a 1g joint from a MA dispensary after not having flower in…a while…a mistake?
these fake white woman mugshot things are like facebook minion memes to me. how are all of you falling for these
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · last wk.It took a team of crack surgeons to resolve this situation.
(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
I like it when old arcade game instructions read like lost text from Dune
