Harley Davidson 🏳️⚧️
@queenofmars.space
The Queen of Mars herself she/her Currently telling mom jokes
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
I don't say "God willing", somebody's invisible pal has got nothing to do with it 🤷🏼♀️
I, for one, do not want to eat the suspiciously blue blue from the government store
David M. McIntosh walking down the frozen foods aisle: I, for one, do not want to eat chicken tenders that are frozen solid.
really glad we've got clarity with all this new guidance in the uk but um. like. hypothetically speaking. what are you meant to do if you forgot what sex they assigned you at birth. it was like a really really long time ago and everything,
HARLEY PLANS NEW HOTEL ON THE PLANET MARS
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Anyone remember when the Bloodless Quant was melting down at people suggesting that maybe RSVPing for a protest with your real name was a bad idea
Jon Collins@jcollins.bsky.social · 5h ago'DHS has sent hundreds of subpoenas to social-media companies, according to people familiar with the matter. Its agents have tracked down Americans at work and on the road, asking them to sign letters acknowledging their online speech about ICE “may” be a crime.' www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
i need y’all to report and block this piece of shit bi-phobe who’s spewing queerphobic hate speech and trolling my mutual with harassment in her mentions
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JULIA PLANS TO KEEP A BABY DINOSAUR AS A PET
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
this is a feature not a bug Michelle Wu take notice and step up your game
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 17h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Skwisgarr Skwigelf Shreds in Metalocalypse
Alt: Skwisgarr Skwigelf Shreds in Metalocalypse
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The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 17h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
A socially-inept Mastodon bot developer is found dead from government austerity measures. Suspicion falls on Bishop’s Itchington’s scarecrows, worried that the decline in newspaper reading might threaten to interrupt the Miss Potato and Lamb judging.
I like the flavor of naan better than pita, but they both are just too much bread. I think the next time I make gyros I'll use tortillas.
Just say no to Nazis is such a radical new concept, why didn't we ever think of this before?
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!
Chapter Eleven of Who Made the Lamb now available, early because I'm not sure I'll have internet access tomorrow. C/W for: board games. If you take issue with overly complex rules, win conditions, cards with multiple uses, meeples, turn efficiancy, look away! www.scribblehub.com/read/1538792...
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I’m sorry to keep banging on about this but if someone told me they couldn’t do their job without consulting their imaginary friend and the wrong answer generator I’d just take that to mean that they couldn’t do their job.
Man, you can’t draw a simple picture of a zombie using his teeth to pull down a dude’s pants, revealing his bare ass, without it being labeled “sexually suggestive.”
