Abdul won and we bombed the moon for science?

Ok i did too much yoga and now i can reach myself. Do i start an only fans or just brag?

Would I use an accelerometer to measure harsh breaking? I'm trying to figure out whether I am like a smoother driver than others or if being a passenger just makes everything feel significantly harsher but i want to do science about it.

Am i angry or are you a hater?

seeing parents who've been cut off turn to therapy language is kinda wild

Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.

I dont get why everyone got behind platner. I'm a fucking bimbo and the second i heard blackwater i was like "meh, no" and every fact I've learned after that confirmed decision as correct. I don't even feel smart I just feel confused as to why him?

My love language is annoying the shit out of my partner with my laser focused misunderstanding of their point

100% the greatest 7/4 tweet there ever was or will be

I keep having nightmares about the robots from arc raiders patrolling my room and getting to grab me but my brain cannot grasp what a leaper would feel like negate the metal is alien so it keeps parsing it as fleshy somehow.

Hello @edzitron.com! We know artists are poisoning ai with pixel adjustments- are coders doing that? Can i sabotage claude by adding garbage to code? If there's a concerted effort, I'd love to join.

Hallmark presents: joseph smith's america.

Zingo Mewes@attimowens.bsky.social · last mo.

This was the best they could do for our 250th birthday.

I hope 24 chicken breasts and two 8 lb pork shoulders are enough for 32 people at my wife's book club's bbq lunch!

ok when i heard about blowjob robots i thought it would be cool and not every ad I've seen today being how to violate consent and turn a still image of anyone into a video of them giving head. some real monkey's paw bullshit going on here.

what the fuck was this a draft for

My life has become an anime. Specifically: Help! I'm a sub who married another sub and we just realized we've been playing dom to please the other in this demon filled singing competition!

I regret to inform you that 10 bucks of weather stripping has improved my ac's effectiveness immensely.

Fun fact i got banned from next door for responding with the name Harold Bojangles and talking like the salvia was hitting.

Hannah Posts@hannahposts.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address

I forgot which youth ministry my cousin ran so i googled it and welp looks like last year the archdiocese said he was banned from working with children. Whoops.

you people loved slime in the 90s. slime, getting slimed. slime-themed drinks. but when the president puts slime on the national mall you want to crucify him for it

Moderation. What you want is moderation. Who cares what someone's handle or avatar are if you know they'll get booted for being a jackass.

Duncan Weldon@duncanweldon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m open minded on real names. We should definitely ban “cartoon avatar coupled with cutesy or “funny” name and behaves like an absolute tool” though.

I hate to break it to you but the single thing i ate more than anything else was super nachos from betos and while it may feel like it should be healthier than the cheeto slurry, it is absolutely not.

I love that the Knicks won and i had no idea who they were even playing because all the coverage I've seen has solely talked about the Knicks

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes

whoops

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 2mo ago

accountability post: if the knicks manage to pull this off i will get a tattoo of Father Knickerbocker

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

If there are any gcs that need a mid funny trans femme hmu

lmao