I hooked my electric toothbrush up to my wifi and lost 19 billion in crypto🫪

The biggest threat to a free and fair election in United States is the president of the United States.

Day 2 of trying to access ACA Open Enrollment. System sends the verification code after its 10 minute life expires. Total incompetence, intentional or both. I’ll bet on both from this administration.

The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944

A Republican neighbor gives the first three kids to their door all their candy and expects them to trickle it down to the other 300 kids.

These people need to understand that cowardly Republican senators voting "no" is not a reason for inaction. He is guilty of many crimes. So, impeach him, immediately, for his many crimes and make those cowards stand on their vote.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7d ago

Kamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…

A fascinating obit of the storyboard artist for the Coen brothers: “The process [on The Big Lebowski] took eight to 10 weeks. ‘I was,’ he wrote, ‘the first person to see the movie as it tumbled out of their heads.’”

J. Todd Anderson Has Died. The Coen Brothers May Be Lost Without Him. (Gift Article)

The storyboard artist produced scene-by-scene sketches that shaped films like “Fargo,” “The Big Lebowski” and “No Country for Old Men.”

nytimes.com

The Oval Office looks like Liberace inherited a dictatorship.

You don’t scare me. You’re not a fridge without cheese.

This was a choice. Remember this.

Politics is not like arguing about your favorite sport team. You vote for the "better" candidate, because there is no perfect one. Don't vote with your privilege. Vote for the immigrants, women, Black and queer people who may lose their rights or lives on the outcome of these midterms.

In and out in 10 minutes. Vote early.

So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY

Embrace the crazy. It isn’t going anywhere

the gambling ads are bad bc of the gambling not bc sydney sweeney is in them

Giving away all the old cords from electronic devices that I collected for decades to the kids on Halloween. "Hey Jimmy, reach in the box and grab a serial printer cord. Heck, grab three!"

You frightened wockaflockas really let them gut our country and make it their personal piggy bank? I hope shittin' on folks who were different from you was worth it.

the year is 2026. it’s unclear if the white house press secretary knows how to read.

Omg literally CANNOT WAIT bro

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

Trump: "We will pass a truly great healthcare plan"

I fail to understand why this idea is considered radical.

"why don't we see what kalshi thinks" how about i jump out my window into the abyss instead

If you ain't been knowin' our President gets his kneepads out for Putin, then your stupid ass didn't wanna know.

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

Don’t people usually keel over at his age? Tom Petty was right, the waiting really is the hardest part.

Ted Williams talking to actor James Garner at the 1959 MLB All Star Game.

I like that he's admitting what has been obvious for decades: to Republicans, "socialism" or "communism" basically means "whatever I hate." It's been an extraordinarily successful bit of propaganda too. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

I haven’t been in a PE class in 36 years but I still feel the trauma.

Them: This spreadsheet is broken, it does not have the right data in the drop-downs and is giving lots of errors Me: There are no drop downs and you can't type "follow up on Tuesday" into a date field.

A lot of words for saying “I have a small dick & can’t get laid”