yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.

The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this.

@actualnames.bsky.social

all my apes are gone and the sky is grey

Is Post Road the guns and ammo corridor of Rhode Island?

Paige Bueckers: "I read 150 pages on a plane the other day so I'm like, wise and sophisticated" 😂

Kazuyoshi Miura scored twice from the penalty spot as the 59-year-old striker became the oldest goalscorer in the history of Japan's longest-running cup competition.

‘King Kazu,’ 59, scores twice from penalty spot to make history at Emperor’s Cup

Miura, now in his 42nd season as a professional, played a key role as third division Fukushima United thrashed non-league Oyama Soccer Club 7-0 in the Emperor’s Cup

ebx.sh

Anyway, Anpanman is arguably a Christian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the cyberbullying hero a xenogender icon.

Important announcement from Game Freak: The development of Pokémon Winds and Pokémon Waves has been put on an indefinite hiatus following the entire development team falling down a big hole and not knowing how to get out. We hope you understand and purchase Pokémon Leafgreen on the eShop instead.

en esta economía??????

there is absolutely nothing more on the nose than ESPN founder Bill Rasmussen passing away, and *while hurriedly closing out* of their tribute to him, it *hard cut* to the The Pat McAfee Show

We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility

I've given my beautiful white horse a biscuit that buffs both her accuracy and overall damage.

New console on the way.

How it feels going to the Asian supermarket for green tea KitKats

Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.

i'm a big fan of Reba McEntire i'm a big fan of Reba McEntire I always have Ben and I always will no matter what I know that Reba Mclntyre say that we reba McIntyre's fans love me because I say nice things

Congrats to Kenny Pickett! *squints* oh.

SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸

they’re slicing me real thin and putting me on sandwiches today

all berries you say? your mistake is my gain....

Can now publicly say we did not sign LeBron James due to not having a basketball team.

Heard that Hartford is the new Miami 👀🏙️

“And the PlayPlace caused a deep sleep to fall upon Ronald McDonald, and he slept; and Grimace took one of his McRibs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the McRib, which Grimace had taken from Ronald McDonald, made he a Dairy Queen, and brought her unto the man.” - the Bible

Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · 2mo ago

have you tried the McRib? it’s not as bad as roadkill.