Robscurantist
@robscurantist.bsky.social
Unconscionably self-centred bit-player. Not 100% neurotypical. Just out of shot, at the back and to the left. Pronouns: your choice. https://ngl.link/robscurantist
Not content with polluting Texas or even global politics - now shitting over stuff extraterrestrially. Truly the worst of the worst.
SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision
Four-tonne piece of SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket believed to have hit lunar surface on Wednesday at 5,400mph
theguardian.com
It is a very good video. Better than almost every other video I have watched, to be honest. I shall have to pace myself in watching the rest of his oeuvre or it will be done all too soon.
Gareth Hanrahan@mytholder.bsky.social · 17h agoThere is a new Bobby Fingers video so you should watch the new Bobby Fingers video and if you have not watched the other Bobby Fingers videos you should go back and watch the other Bobby Fingers videos and even if you have watched the other Bobby Fingers videos already you could watch them again
"If cocaine disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without any cocaine tool?"
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 19h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
I see you shiver with the bomb’s lo—
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
This is all horrific stuff, and I invite you to go back to 2018/19 and reread her columns, newspaper interviews and podcast appearances talking about it, and then decide who it sounds like it was, that had been doing all this.
suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
What if I just answered the questions without getting likes? What then, ahn, what then?
JUST IN: Staff reportedly increasingly concerned that companies are hiring them for the value of their output, as opposed to their wellbeing and development.
Max P III@blackballer.bsky.social · 2d agoIts embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
“Neighbours tell me that people are still coming to our house in black vehicles. The UP Police are also still visiting our house. My daughter and I have shifted to another location. She studies in Class 10, and I used to teach students. I don’t know what our future holds now.”
‘Stop hounding us’: Mother of 15-year-old who abused PM says driven out of home
The 15-year-old allegedly made remarks against PM Narendra Modi during the Cockroach Janta Party protest at Jantar Mantar. Her mother said they left their Noida home owing to constant harassment.
indianexpress.com
Indrapramit Das@indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 3d agoBig strong Prime Minister of the most virile and glorious superpower India sending cops and rapist mobs and his regime's Goebbelsian media after a child for abusing him.
I guess maybe to make it less of a shock for the Sensible Moderates, we should start being more direct and honest about people before they die. Cunt.
"why can't we find any senior devs to hire" because you fired all the entry level people 5 years ago gerald
The honest assessment here has to be that the man was paid to be as much of a cunt as he could about absolutely everything, and he excelled at it because he enjoyed being one. But nobody can say that, because it raises questions about what exactly it is *they* are paid to do.
British Bluesky abuzz with the widespread, genuine joy only the death of a […redacted because I don’t want it to look like I’m calling for their heads…] can bring.
He's dead He's dead Rod Liddle's dead Slimy, fascist, journo, nonce No tears will be shed
Your life will be richer. You will miss nothing. The "Spectator Garden Party" blocklist is a good one. I can't remember how to find it.
Sb@xtasbe.bsky.social · 3d agoI hadn't worked out why people were going on about COVID because I think I've blocked most of the terrible centrist journalists in Britain. I advise all of you to do the same
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
Don’t get Botox in your wanking hand, a cautionary tale.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 3d agoMany people notice their face no longer matches their neck and chest, and once they fix that inconsistency, they look to other places to close the gaps created by aging. That’s where hand treatments come in.
Give it a little gentle kiss just on the head.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d agoWTF
When I interviewed David Milch for The Deadwood Bible, I said that parts of Deadwood felt like a horror movie, and he said the entire series was one, because of this:
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA@buckyisotope.bsky.social · 4w agoIt appears building an entire country over an ancient Native American burial ground has caught up with us
“Stories must fail the reverse Bechdel test” made me giggle
Blaft Publications@blaft.bsky.social · 4d agoCall for subs!