This will work. 😮‍💨

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

#medsky @drannieandrews.com

Crooked Media @crooked.com · 2d ago

Dr. Annie Andrews, running to be the first pediatrician senator, has a word or two for RFK Jr.

Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "

Good Morning and congratulations You made it to Tuesday

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

The look of someone about to sneak off into the mountains.

He knows I'm leaving. 🥺😆

public libraries ftw

sorry to announce this account is owned by private equity now and the quality of my posts will get even worse

MechaJimothy has entered the chat

I’ve been yelling about it this all year. Municipalities still act like these are unfortunate incidents instead of what they are. They’re attacks on critical infrastructure. We’ve underinvested in modernizing essential systems and infrastructure while degrading cybersecurity.

It's precisely *because* of the enormous risks of such outcomes that the Constitution precludes the President from unilaterally taking the U.S. into such a war in the first place. Your daily reminder: Even the Trump Administration itself hasn't defended its legality. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/01/w...

In Iran, the U.S. Appears Headed for a Strategic Defeat, Allies Fear

With none of President Trump’s aims accomplished and the Strait of Hormuz closed, U.S. allies see dysfunction and vulnerability from the war.

nytimes.com

I was having a good hair day so I took the pantyhose off my head while I was robbing the 7-Eleven

@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social they’re on to you!

Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 6d ago

i offer a free service where i can tell you if something is punk or not

Epstein files aren't worth seeing or discussing, but Fauci's personal diary...? THERE's our new distraction. I'd listen to this remarkable woman.

All the cool kids talk to the moon

GM 🖤

And then they throw in some Celtic languages and yoink bits of languages from around the world along the way. The result: a language where there are usually about 10 different ways to say something, but when it comes to writing, you sit at your desk for 20 minutes trying to think of one 🤣 #amwriting

Starting the weekend right.

This just came up on my playlist...ST was one of the most fun live shows I've ever seen, back in 1995 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ "What are you trying to say I'm crazy? When I went to your schools I went to your churches I went to your institutional learning facilities So how can vou say I'm crazy?" #strange_ranger_radio

strange ranger@lithiumsucks.bsky.social · last mo.

🖤🤍♥️☠️ "They say they're gonna fix my brain Alleviate my suffering and my pain But by the time they fix my head Mentally, I be dead" #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=AdUB...

I’m so tired, even when I wake up, I’m already sick of this shit