The good news: I think I’ve gotten my brain damage to the point where it’s not getting any worse. The bad news: I think I’ve gotten my brain damage to the point where it’s not getting any worse.
Joolia Ghoulia
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTube creator ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
Code Orange...I repeat: Code Orange. This is not a drill😋 🧡🖤🎃
I think we've already had enough. Please feel free to start your weekend today
This day in history. 1981. Ronald Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers but you can't blame him for destroying the American middle class because his wife's astrologer made him do it.
if you log off now you might be able to catch the end of our way of life
I love ending incredibly aggressive emails with "Yours in Christ."
Woke up feeling pretty good. Let’s see how long before it’s ruined.
Just realized I never killed my dog’s old master. Will he still listen to me?
A crush? In this economy? In these times? At this juncture? At these crossroads? In this timeline?
The ayes have it - posting AI without marking it as such will result in the death penalty. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Let my tombstone read as follows: It's not that serious
They could always sign up to give comment at a public meeting.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · yesterdayNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
"There are no stupid questions." Me:
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Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.
Hoping to retire comfortably but as an American the odds are better I’ll just get shot at a grocery store
My phone autocorrected “good morning” to “oof morning” and that sounds about right
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
This feels absolutely right and natural. They've already been into space
FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · 2d agoThe V/H/S franchise is cranking up the volume for its ninth installment, with Ernest Dickerson, RZA, Flying Lotus, and more taking the found-footage reins.
