Safe Muffins

@safemuffins.vip

He/him. Chicago native, residing in NW Indiana. I like games, especially modding games n stuff. I'm an old Gen X curmudgeon of sorts living in a spectator democracy, and I'm pretty grumpy about it. Where to learn more about me: https://safemuffins.vip

Suspicious transactions that were for trafficking in actual humans...and they did nothing. But if you draw schlongs and tiddies on Patreon? You do art for consenting adults? Well, we can't have that. No sir! No way! We'll have to DECLINE THE OPTION TO HANDLE MONEY FOR THE CARTOON TIDDIES.

Jason Broccardo@zoocoup.bsky.social · 40m ago

“The report from Democrats on the Senate Finance Committee, which was released by Sen. Ron Wyden of Oregon, says more than a dozen bankers at JPMorganChase, Bank of America and Deutsche Bank were aware of suspicious transactions Epstein made as far back as 2002.” www.npr.org/2026/08/04/n...

Dawn showed faintly in the east. Among the ruins, one wall stood alone. Within the wall, a last voice said, over and over again and again, even as the sun rose to shine upon the heaped rubble and steam: “Today is August 5, 2026, today is August 5, 2026, today is...”

Safe Muffins@safemuffins.vip · yesterday

"The house was an altar with ten thousand attendants, big, small, servicing, attending, in choirs. But the gods had gone away, and the ritual of the religion continued senselessly, uselessly." Today is August 4th, 2026. The day "There will come soft rains" takes place in The Martian Chronicles.

Dawn showed faintly in the east. Among the ruins, one wall stood alone. Within the wall, a last voice said, over and over again and again, even as the sun rose to shine upon the heaped rubble and steam: “Today is August 5, 2026, today is August 5, 2026, today is...”

Safe Muffins@safemuffins.vip · yesterday

"The house was an altar with ten thousand attendants, big, small, servicing, attending, in choirs. But the gods had gone away, and the ritual of the religion continued senselessly, uselessly." Today is August 4th, 2026. The day "There will come soft rains" takes place in The Martian Chronicles.

Well I'm sure this will be handled diligently by Democrats! Why I bet Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jefferies are working on a strongly worded memo about this right now. I'm sure John Fetterman is working on making sure his statement about this is even dumber than anything he's talked about previously!

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.

If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

For what it's worth, there are a shitload of reasons not to promote anything that the NYT is doing. Their unrelenting bias against the trans community is but one among many. It should be enough. But it's not the only concern.