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something that's really cool is that when you spend many years honing your ability to appear functional when you're doing badly, it also makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously when you say you're struggling

I read that you can think about shooting free throws for a month without setting foot on a basketball court and get better at it. I tried that with playing guitar. A month later I threw my guitar straight through the net.

as someone who's been fat my entire life, thin people's culture is fascinating to witness. what do you mean you can do cute little visible mending things to your pants because they last long enough to get worn out in places other than between the thighs?

experiencing physical pain while laying in bed is ridiculous.. like what else do you want from me, i placed you on a giant fluffy cloud to end the day, now stfu already

was reminded of the time I got into an argument with a stranger on facebook about daylight saving time whose sole position was that we should just constantly adjust working hours to whenever the sun goes up and down and when I looked at his profile it said his job was “MANAGER at PUSSY EATING”