Cancer: You'll never outlive your mistakes. Make them count.
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the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq pfp @sidvicious.ca banner @kjtattoos.com
Update: gofundme, the fuken Puritans they are removed my fundraiser for graphic, offensive, perverse or sexual content. This is extremely discouraging. Thank you so much to everyone who donated i love you all. If you want to help me still, I have ko-fi ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
Support Deeny (they/them)
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Ok ok I would really REALLY love to take my Dark Deeny project on the road for Taboo show in vancouver. But I need your help. Please you'd be helping an ethical and safe porn artist reach a greater audience. Your help would cover the booth and plane ticket and merch. gofund.me/7360c4ba8
sorry, there's no cuck chair. it's cuck standing room only
[month six of holding psyche together with duct tape and spit]: me? yeah, I'm good.
Paralives may be the first game where I have truly seen myself represented
something that's really cool is that when you spend many years honing your ability to appear functional when you're doing badly, it also makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously when you say you're struggling
raise your hand if you feel like trash- but not just any trash, more of a vague trash- a trash in general, if you will
for someone who is allergic to conflict, I sure keep choosing to surround myself with people who have an incredibly high drama index
Don't feel judged enough in your daily life? Make an appointment with your dentist. It's probably time anyhow.
few things are as graceful as me grunting and rolling my hips and ass around on a foam roller as I take -1 damage every couple seconds
I read that you can think about shooting free throws for a month without setting foot on a basketball court and get better at it. I tried that with playing guitar. A month later I threw my guitar straight through the net.
could you imagine having IBS before the invention of indoor plumbing
the top result on my high school career aptitude test was "taxidermist", in case you're wondering if I've always been like this
taylor farms and her husband travis farms
as someone who's been fat my entire life, thin people's culture is fascinating to witness. what do you mean you can do cute little visible mending things to your pants because they last long enough to get worn out in places other than between the thighs?
experiencing physical pain while laying in bed is ridiculous.. like what else do you want from me, i placed you on a giant fluffy cloud to end the day, now stfu already
the problem with the whole wide leg pants trend is that it does not work well when your legs are already wide by default
was reminded of the time I got into an argument with a stranger on facebook about daylight saving time whose sole position was that we should just constantly adjust working hours to whenever the sun goes up and down and when I looked at his profile it said his job was “MANAGER at PUSSY EATING”
so I need to tell y'all about this fuck ass fan (a short thread)