Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is

Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland

Richard Chambers@newschambers.bsky.social · 5d ago

Breaking: Donald Trump says “I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?” Oh my word.

My girlfriend knew I'd had a dodgy stomach, so made me a lovely dinner. 🐢💨

Why does my kitchen always look like Keith Moon lives here?

He is the best boy 💕

Monday coming

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"Trump dyed his hair" is half the headline I was hoping for.

This is amazing 👏 🤩 🙌 Dolly could sing the fucking dictionary 🤣

Dolly Parton did a cover of Led Zeppelin’s Stairway To Heaven. She just nails it. This is why I love and respect her so much! 🤗👏🤘 youtu.be/fw_Codf29Pw?...

Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven Live

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Jesus. This job advert is fucking MENTAL! Maybe I'll stay put. Executive Assistant to the Founder - Fountain Montessori Group | London share.google/XgBnLKILNNTu...

Milo is a good boy.

Oh, honey . . . Dolly Parton disliked everything you are. You are a selfish, venal fool who mocks those with misfortunes, lies, and takes food and medicine away from children. She was a generous, incorruptible sage who comforted those with misfortunes, spoke the truth, and gave to children.

If this hits Mar-A-Lago we’ll know it’s her for sure.

A trump does often follow a curry.

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

"Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight"

10 years ago today, former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick refused to stand for the national anthem, explaining that he was protesting against police violence in America. #UrbanViewMornings

We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.

The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷

If you’d like to honor Dolly’s memory, visit imaginationlibrary.com You can also sign up a child for free books there. 🩷🎼✨🌸

This is the letter they get from Dolly Parton's Imagination Library when they grow out of the program. Through Dolly's initiative, each child is mailed free books from birth until they start school. RIP Dolly Parton #ImaginationLibrary

I had a goat's cheese sandwich for lunch yesterday. Well, he should have put his name on it.

Whenever I use a cash point and it says "Take your card and your cash will follow", I involuntarily sing "Be colour blind, don't be so shallow" like I'm in En Vogue.

Looking forward to seeing Meghan Markle behind the ramp in the Queen Vic.

My Dad telling me how my nephew got on in his "Hospitalisation and Cooooking" GCSE Hospitality and catering. Never change Pops.x

Un Deux Trois Cat:

A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.