never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.
Weird Al and Dolly Parton are different aspects of the same ethos. Both are prolific, great, genre-defining musicians iconic for intentionally playful, exaggerated personas but universally loved for their authenticity (& kindness). All while working for decades AND maintaining a sense of privacy.
$2.5 million is available to expand electric vehicle charging stations across Kentucky, Gov. Andy Beshear announced Wednesday ⬇️ Details: https://www.wkyt.com/2026/07/22/over-2-million-available-expand-electric-vehicle-charging-across-state-applications-open-august/
The Magnum Ice Cream Company has ordered the Ben & Jerry’s Foundation out of its own corporate office. For 40 years, the foundation has been working for progressive change. Boycott Magnum brands like Breyers and Klondike. Divest: $MICC #FreeBenAndJerrys www.instagram.com/p/Da0T7nEjaK...
Boycott Magnum Ice Cream. Brands include Breyers and Klondike. #FreeBenAndJerrys
Ben Cohen@yobencohen.bsky.social · 11mo agoJerry wanted you to hear this from him. We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why Magnum must #FreeBenAndJerrys See Jerry’s full message at freebenandjerrys.com and be part of the campaign.
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
Taylor Farms Recalls Iceberg Lettuce Traced To Farm In Mexico Amid Cyclosporiasis Outbreak
Taylor Farms, which supplies major fast food and grocery chains, was identified as the possible source of the cyclosporiasis outbreak Thursday.
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Taco Bell does not grow lettuce. This is on Taylor Farms.
this is literally why they're focusing on taco bell dude this is LITERALLY WHY
Matthew Cortland (they)@matthewcort.land · 2w agoIt's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
standing up to the powerful is good! someone should write a series of kids books about that idk
Them Fatale,@mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 3w agoBBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Kentucky cyclosporiasis cases climb amid debate over federal funding cuts. More in the latest WKYT Fact✓Check ⬇️
Fact✓Check|Kentucky cyclosporiasis cases climb amid debate over federal funding cuts
he Kentucky Department for Public Health is investigating nearly 200 reported cases of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic illness causing gastrointestinal symptoms. Officials have confirmed 108 of those cases, with nine occurring in Fayette County.
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They just opened a cowardly short 14-day public comment period. Make your voices heard. PLEASE. Link Below 🔗👇🏽 eplanning.blm.gov/Project-Home...
BLM National NEPA Register
The Bureau of Land Management National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) Register allows you to review and comment on plans and project documents. Search by office, NEPA number, Project name, year, and ...
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Lots of talk about Lindsey Graham this week but here’s an obit worthy of our attention. A life of service vs Lindsey’s life of self serving. chicago.suntimes.com/obituaries/2...
Mary Morello, Libertyville native, activist and mother of Rage Against the Machine's guitarist, dies at 102
In 1990, Ms. Morello founded Parents for Rock and Rap, a group that sought to protect the free speech of musicians in the face of a censorship movement.
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In 'immediate, compulsory repost' terms, this is my Tom Holland does Umbrella. DHP is so *flawless* here they should have invented a special Emmy category
Nona Moss@nonamoss.bsky.social · last mo.One of the greatest physical bits in the history of television
Bedtime on day TWO of the 2026 United States of Science. 26 States have all their bubbles filled, 25 to GO (DC closed). A number of states could be closed with a strong breeze, including Idaho (4), Iowa (4), Hawaii (5), and Colorado (5). CA is closing in! Fill bubbles: givebutter.com/USS2026
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I have no idea what's going on with Mitch McConnell, but the phrase "rigor tortoise" just popped into my brain and I had to get it out. Thank you for your patience and my sincere apologies.
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. And he said Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down Oh no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break-a my stride I'm running And I won't touch ground Oh no I got to keep on moving
Mitch McConnell was in Congress during the Terri Schiavo case, so in a way it does feel like an act of delayed karmic justice if it turns out that it is in fact his turn to have the GOP puppet his corpse around to score political points rather than allowing him a peaceful exit with some dignity
Incredible. They just asked everyone at the Boston Pops show to stand for a patriotic singalong and then started singing Neil Diamonds AMERICA, the most pro-immigrant anthem ever written. A+ no notes.
DISHONORED 1 AND ALL ITS DLC ARE ON SALE FOR TWO!!! DOLLARS!!!!!!! PLAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sometimes have this reaction to Lee Greenwood as well. Glad the guy’s okay, but the audio timing on this is hilariously on point.
Cabel Sasser@cabel.panic.com · last mo.new metaphor just dropped
Dolly Parton’s message thanking Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their $2 million donation to her Imagination Library! “I'm blown away and overjoyed with that gratitude. Now, it's evident that you two have made giving back a key part of your lives.”
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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Racist backlash roiled these high schoolers' production of '1776.' It strengthened their resolve.
Racially incendiary and antisemitic comments were made under social media photos of the diverse cast, which includes students of color and women playing the Founding Fathers.
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Will Bunch@willbunch.bsky.social · last mo.This diverse and energetic group of Philly high school boys and girls staged the musical "1776" before a crowd that included former POTUS Joe Biden Then came the hate share.inquirer.com/hOp7fI
oh Vermont is in here too but KY is the only state that did anything