Stan Dalone
@standalone.bsky.social
Progenitor of grip and dip cuisine.
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
Wishing Mr. Secretary and very short stay in hospice, and soon!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoRFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money
Happy 7th Anniversary to the Moth Miracle for those who celebrate 🦋 🙏
Fresh off his secret meetings with MAGA operatives, the "Democratic leader" repeats MAGA lies designed to sabotage Democratic candidates:
Called my eye doctor and an A.I. “assistant” “greeted” me. I told it that I wanted to speak to a human being and it “let” me. All this to say: do not willingly engage with robots masquerading as humans. Tell those pieces of shit to fuck off however you wish.
Suckers. The dumbest people on earth. If you are somehow outsmarted by the Trump administration, you should never be trusted with anything.
Brian Beutler@brianbeutler.bsky.social · last wk.On the Jeffries imbroglio, it looks at the very least like he got played for a sucker; to regain trust, he’d have to debrief House Dems and free them to talk to the press (or just discuss the Kushner meeting directly). But it’s a bad omen. www.offmessage.net/p/hakeem-jef...
I disagree. I believe Donald Trump can and should become even fatter somehow.
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · last wk.Doctors are sounding the alarm over Donald Trump’s weight.
Ultimately, "Socialist" simply means "Democrat that voters like", and it is very important to explain to the voters that they should only vote for the Democrats they don't like.
John: Have you bloody tried this McDonald's? I had Big Mac. Paul: It's brilliant! The hamburgers. George: Shakes! Ringo: 🎵oh Hamburger Clown, Hes the hippest bloke in town, he beats his feet down Mulberry street, to feed me meat so brown🎵 John: That would be a good Beatles song!
It would be funny if they just straight up lost a Hall of Famer in the cornfield last night and now everyone is combing rural Iowa for Barry Larkin.
Donald Trump emerged from the catering cart covered in coffee grounds with a banana peel on his head.
Michael Alfonso won't see all your little jokes. Know who will? Your friends who look like someone drew eyebrows on a dog.
CNN@cnn.com · 3w agoMichael Alfonso, the son-in-law of Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, will win the Republican primary in Wisconsin's 7th Congressional District, CNN's Decision Desk projects. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4zaJLou
extremely funny bit to only hit 118 career home runs in the peak steroid era and then get absolutely fucking roided to the gills in your late 60s
Trying to gauge when, exactly, between the lies about Haitian migrants, the extrajudicial boat killings, the Epstein Files strategy sessions, the Tate brothers importation, and the illegal overseas war, it was that God made his presence known to JD Vance through a glass on the wall
PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 3w agoVance: I’ve had moments where I felt the presence of God. A friend and I were talking about Christianity and there was this moment where a glass fell off the wall. I think an atheist would dismiss that, but it felt like God was trying to send me a message. #cdnpoli
They were too stupid to understand the source of American hegemony and memed each other into thinking they lived in a failed state because there wasn't enough bravado in our imperialism. Took less than a year to wreck the whole edifice. Incredible
dr. rich traditions, JD@helldude.bsky.social · 3w agothe reactionaries sort of thought you could just thrust your chest out and slap a bunch of paint and memes on things and recover national pride and a lost era of white male triumph or whatever. how's your national pride now. are you proud yet. are you feeling strong
Mike Myers’ original Cat in the Hat costume from ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ is being auctioned by Propstore. #CatInTheHat #MikeMyers #Propstore
