wake up babe. Lidl just dropped a sophisticated new pan-European snack 🇩🇪 🤝 🇫🇷 😋

#hotdogs

This fine tsumugi-silk man's festival jacket highlights an 'ebi' (Japanese lobster) motif, with rare undulating white bands instead of the typical horizontal and straight ones.

Wait, who is my third cousin twice removed? Oh

That's true actually it's been waning for days

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Uh oh, I know how this goes...

Space: 1999 Sci-Fi TV Series Intro

Alt: Space: 1999 Sci-Fi TV Series Intro

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Matthew Sparkes@sparkes.bsky.social · 8h ago

Accidentally crashing a 4000kg lump of metal into the moon at 8700km/h is part of the new commercial space race. Experts say we shouldn't make a habit out of it, and are working to ban it in future, but that some interesting science can be had as a side effect. www.newscientist.com/article/2583...

there are so many stupid niche ninja countertop gadgets now that I'm trying to imagine someone who has space in their kitchen to have their air fryer, their soft serve ice cream machine, their machine that curls out a big turd into a mug etc

This binary approach is so reductive. There are twats on Bluesky as well - just not as many as on Twitter. By a lot.

A.V. Deggar@avdeggar.bsky.social · 8h ago

It's never been so obvious that the Scriveners Guild has their own NATO Article 5—an attack against one is an attack against all. In this case, the response entails forming square around the cadaver of a bloke who repeatedly questioned the illegality of pædophilia & committed domestic violence 🙃.

"At least we're not giving him a national platform!" saying Badenoch, on the BBC's flagship political radio show.

what a quote "only deal with..."

Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 11h ago

It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.

Ivor the AT-AT

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · yesterday

MAY S4C BE WITH YOU

the harder she doubles down on this, the funnier it becomes... indefensible position

Alasdair Mackenzie@alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · yesterday

Reminder that the Tories believe any non-British person who commits more than a minor parking or traffic offence should be automatically deported. They “believe in second chances”, apparently, but only for literal Nazis.

Large car parks in France over 10,000 m² must be fitted with solar systems by July 1, 2026 with 50% area coverage. Car parks between 1,500 and 10,000 m² must comply by July 1, 2028. Penalties: Non-compliant operators face annual fines of up to €40,000 www.pveurope.eu/e-mobility/f...

France rules on mandatory solar for car parks

Mandatory solar canopies in French car parks: Paris 2023 decree details regulations & penalties for non-compliance.

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Badenoch represents double-down conservatism. Never apologise or moderate. Insult your opponents. Patronise journalists when challenged. Contradict yourself, lie, whatever it takes, but never back down. And that's how you end up creating an extremely avoidable Tory antisemitism scandal overnight

No cheating, post your lock screen.

Parsons, Ben@aspasia69.bsky.social · 24h ago

No cheating, post your lock screen.

listening to Badenoch's free party political broadcast on #r4today, and p*ssed off with Webb's lack of journalism. "The govt says they are deporting prisoners at a record rate" says W. "I dispute that" says K. And gets away with it. Surely this is a fact - something which can be checked?

Cave, 1985, Tupelo - in his pomp, with Rowland S Howard on geeeeeetar. What a tour de force he was, and they were. More Radio 2 now, but a firebrand in his day. Poor quality recording, hight quality performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7S8...

Tupelo// Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (w/ Rowland S. Howard)

YouTube video by Prick Mayall

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I’m sick of all these fuckers avoiding tax. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Palantir paid just £2m corporation tax in UK in 2024 despite lucrative public sector contracts

Software group benefits from global systems and accounting practices ‘that enable tax to be shirked’, says union boss

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Farage cos play?

or wearing a t-shirt that supports Palestine Action

Glennyrodge@glennyrodge.bsky.social · yesterday

Maybe we could reduce the problem of overcrowded prisons by not sending people to jail for things like throwing soup at paintings.

Absolutely no comment

did he feel the holy spirit enter him?

Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · yesterday

House Speaker Mike Johnson credits prayer for the passage of Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill": "It was impossible. There was no way to reconcile everybody and get it all together and we came in here and prayed for a breakthrough and God delivered it."

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

This feels like a trap.

I feel seen p.s. game-changer

Andrew Lane@andylaneauthor.bsky.social · 2d ago

Civilization is officially doomed.

My 2026 Cliff Richard calendar arrived today. It's spectacularly poor for a piece of official memorabilia, with super-low-budget photography, tacky design and the most banal captions. I fucking love it.

unparalleled

Car Boot Vinyl Diaries@vinylcarbooty.bsky.social · yesterday

Here it is, the piss-de-resistance of Cliff's 2026 calendar. Absolutely marvellous.