It’s suicide prevention month, and I want to share an article on something I personally deal with, being passively suicidal. I have no plans to harm myself, but the intrusive thoughts are in my head a lot. Please read this to help understand better theoutline.com/post/7267/li...

I am not always very attached to being alive

Chronic, passive suicidal ideation is like living in the ocean. Let’s start talking about how to tread water.

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Chicken parm > chicken perm

a diet rich in beefaroni never gave anyone e. coli that's for damned sure

Starfleet admirals are always trying to pull some shady shit which goes to show that even in the 24th century your boss's boss is probably a giant asshole

still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"

WIFE: When you write dialogue jokes... ME: Yeah? WIFE: Do you ever put words in my mouth? ME: Never. WIFE: Really? ME: Everything is 100% accurate. WIFE: You have an enormous penis.

Please stop telling people I shook you all night long when it couldn't have credibly been more than 10 percent of the night long.

When someone tells me they have diarrhea, I’m going to reply with “It’s all in your head”

If there is no fan in your hotel bathroom, blast screamcore music to cover up the atrocities

Sure, but how many spiders climb in your butt while you’re sleeping per year?

When I hear someone says compression hose, it hits my brain as compression ho’s, which I’m sure is a kink out there

Caricature artists, but they’re all kids, drawing your brutal truth as a portrait

LEAN INTO YOUR NONSENSE

Pretty sure the teacher made me captain so I wouldn’t get picked last

This is a hard world to navigate for a recovering Far Side addict. You can throw out all your books and merch, but if you plan on interacting with fridges or corkboards, Larson will eventually find you, and you’ll have to make a choice.

ASMR, but it’s me when I see no one is listening to me anymore, but my neurospicy brain needs me to finish saying the thought

“First you bug me to go out, and now you want to come right back in? You've been out there for like thirty seconds. Did you at least pee? Tell me you at least peed."

Birthing videos are like when the amusement park takes your picture on a ride

What advice would I give my younger self? RUN (Cocks gun)

These new taco bell commercials are intense

*Lifts off headphones* What am I listening to? Just my internal voice screaming and the intrusive thoughts’ greatest hits, babygirl

every night I like to play a game called How Many Sad Things Will Make Me Cry Tonight. I win every time

I’m sorry if I haven’t reached out, but my arms are busy hugging myself right now

Pretty rude that you haven’t given me your embroidered handkerchief yet for when I ride into battle

Like a phoenix rising from the vape cloud

What do you mean men don’t know a woman’s body? I learned all about the angina

for those that don’t like my taste in music i blast Sublime, it feeds my skadenfreude

Funny how two people can find each other when they’re both lost