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"I need office attire but I want to feel cool, and the last time my inner child smiled was seeing Marty Mcfly 40 years ago"
The Isaac Who Came In From the Butler@isaacbutler.bsky.social · 4h agoINTERIOR, MEN‘S CLOTHING STORE CLERK: how many i help you today? MAN: I make a great deal of money but also have no inner life and have neither read a book or had an original thought in a decade. I need a piece of clothing that fits my terrible personality. CLERK: I have just the thing!
"that your Master should receive in exchange what he must else fight many a war to gain! Or has the field of Gondor destroyed his hope in war, so that he falls to haggling?"
Jorge Liboreiro@jorgeliboreiro.bsky.social · 9h agoThe New York Times has obtained the Russian non-paper with demands for the peace talks: - NATO must stop expanding - NATO must pull back troops to 1997 borders - Allies must stop military aid to Ukraine - UK and France must rule out nuclear sharing Read this.
I can't wait for the blue version of maps captioned "why should the SMALL land area goven the LARGE land area?"
Aaron Huertas@aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 6h agodramatic increase in land area represented by Democratic senators
I really think as a society we need to clearly draw the through line - you have to be stupid to be racist - if you put racists in charge they will do stupid shit - you put racists in charge and they are stupid and that’s why you can’t fly anywhere and cant email and fresh produce is poisonous now
All flights are grounded due to the resurgent outbreak of measles.
Evil idea: Mobas should add an indicator to pubbies saying when you last played with a given player and what their role was. "Teemo from two games ago" so you can start the game angry
hold on abc we have something to fill your bachelor time slot
Tony Miller@beardedrogue.bsky.social · yesterdayNew hidden traitor game idea that my wife & I came up with: Everyone is playing one of Jensen Huang’s mistresses but only some of you are spies.
I cant believe he has shoes that look like nvidia product
Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social · 2d agowe need the shoe roast guys because woo boy
"These libs say you should choose a lifestyle that makes you happy. But they don't regret their choices. Hypocrisy?"
Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2d ago"Wealthy liberals want everyone to have the freedom to form whatever family they want and yet they have lower divorce rates than working-class Republicans" — this is an argument that has been going around right-wing media for years now and literally makes no sense. This woman has Breitbart Brain.
its been one week since the election and they’ve already promoted stephen miller, stood by pete hegseth, continue to defend the iran war, and elected jim jordan to republican house leader, they learned absolutely nothing at all it’s actually insane lol
Is Violence Becoming Too Political? Do politics have a place in our violence, or is it ruining one of our favorite pastimes? Our In The Know panel debates. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTL-DmXH_bw
Is Violence Becoming Too Political?
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Do I know anyone who has connections to the folks in Congress who are going to be writing subpoenas? If I do, can y’all tell those folks to MAKE SURE THEY ASK FOR LLM LOGS? Because those are going to be a fucking gold mine
just out of curiosity has nbc or anyone else major done a “hey a bunch of transsexuals living in terror who could not even afford to flee texas have finally exhaled after years of holding their breath and are now wondering if only for a moment if their homeland might not destroy them” piece or nah
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 5d ago“I didn’t think Atlanta’s hand could reach this far.” For conservative voters who moved across the country to escape blue states, recent Democratic victories in Texas and Georgia have shattered their sense of a political safe haven.
Folksy corn mentor: I'm afraid ah can't help much but uh maybe I can offer you one kernal o' wisdom
Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞@amyuncut.bsky.social · 4d agogetting mad at my anthropomorphic corn coworker because he KEEPS MAKING THE SAME JOKE dude you don't have to say "I'm all ears" at the start of every fucking meeting
hegseth should be impeached for trying to resegregate the military's upper ranks, and i'm going to be extremely annoyed if people start arguing that's not a good reason
To be absolutely clear: This was another Y2K situation. Lots and lots of people worked diligently for months and years, at great cost, taking hours away from their friends & family, to make our elections a bit more free and fair. Voting was still threatened! It still took record-breaking turnout!
Norm Eisen@normeisen.bsky.social · last wk.This is so wrong The reason “Trump didn’t steal the elections” is because we & the pro-voter coalition stopped him EIGHT times over the past 21 months Here’s how: a thread (1/x)
letting Douthat get one in on you is also an impeachable offense
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoDOUTHAT: Your net worth went up by $3 billion TRUMP: So did everyone’s DOUTHAT: My net worth did not go up by $3 billion TRUMP: You should’ve owned stock. I have a lot of money. Far more than I ever thought I’d have
no you owe us a bluesky safari at this point please interview a collection of ten trans puppygirls about the election posthaste
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
Dems taking power in the states should seriously consider this because it breaks Republican power but also because people will like it! Buying a car sucks. Getting fleeced sucks. You want affordability? Joyfully pick a fight with every scam industry and be seen doing it
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 2w agoDealerships are a massive republican funding base and if you crush them the only people that will complain are guys that own dealerships
every word of this is correct it’s not often that you can make the world appreciably better by making it appreciably worse for one single guy, but in this case you absolutely can
Defector@defector.com · last wk.There's no place in a functional society for Elon Musk: defector.com/there-is-no-...
Rahm Emanuel’s approval rating when he left office as Chicago mayor was 18%
Vox@vox.com · last wk.What Democrats should do with their majorities, according to someone who's been there before. www.vox.com/politics/509...
Whatever he says in this interview, what he actually did with power was cover up a murder, close a bunch of schools, build subpar bike lanes and meet with billionaires all day
electeds (especially the older generation) please fucking remember, if you give them an olive branch they'll just craft a fasces out of it.
"My visit to a hookah bar in Berkeley to understand the new American voter"
G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris.com · last wk.The underestimation of Dems last night was larger than any pro-Republican error in the polls over the last decade with the exception of 2020. And I don't see major media orgs fundamentally reshaping their columnist slates or editorial priorities to address their "blind spot," as they did after 2024.
Confiscation time
No Bailouts, Just Confiscations: Nationalize The Artificial Intelligence Companies
The oligarchs have a weapon of mass destruction. Your life, your job and your freedom depend on seizing it. Give them $20 and bus fare
forever-wars.com
Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · last wk.three things that should be extremely clear after last night - people hate the tech overlords and you need to go after them - theres no reason to be scared of their money - there is no downside in bringing them to heel
The #1 MOST important thing we need to do to fix this society is prosecute corruption with brutal finality. Scammers, grifters, cult leaders and white collar criminals need to be treated like fucking cartels. These people need to be tried and convicted. The worst should be executed.
A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · last wk.It’s time to remember that enforcing consequence for corruption, prosecuting authoritarians, and purging white supremacists, is what countries must do if they want to regain health, and anyone who treats such acts as unhealthy, dangerous, or uncivil has no interest in health, safety, or civility.
