Patrick 📉

@thebestpatrick.bsky.social

commodities analyst, database programmer and investiture accelerationist. He/Him

The one rule about putting out an aggressive or confrontational take out is you can’t do the “I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday” if people disagree. You gotta be prepared to defend it, you’re an adult!

joining the new Google Reader that, with just a few words of prompting, will generate as many substack blogs from imaginary centrist reactionaries as you want

I think we should combine philosophy BlueSky's position that "flirting can be unintentional" with the emerging Gen Z norm that "flirting outside of dating apps is immoral" to create the most neurotic generation ever before seen.

The thing I can't really figure out about Lab Leak Theory is like... so what if it were true? Like is the idea that we could sue China for damages? That's not gonna work. It wouldn't really change anything both to how we responded to Covid and how we act going forward.

Most of the land in most farm counties is owned by 1-5 families. They run the place like their own personal kingdoms. There is SO much resentment and straight-up fury about this in rural areas. The fact that no political party's even really trying to speak to it is wild.

BREAKING 🚨: SpaceX $SPCX falls to lowest closing price in its history and has now traded red in 13 of its last 16 days 📉 📉

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If you think Stavros from the diner doesn’t see himself exactly as Matt Damon and wouldn’t throw his life away in a second to a) go fight for Lupita Nyong’ and b) make a series of an increasingly-bad decisions on the drive home for no real reason, you’ve never met an actual Greek.