JLaw - my voice is my *passport*
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They/them yonder Fiasco enjoyer/#LFGM/Yacht Rock snob/Sneakers (1992)/wooder ice and shorti enthusiast/science fiction lover/Tikkun Olamnik [complimentary]/shitposter/Jeopardy 🥉/English teacher ->social work student/downstate NY->Philly
Me on my talk show: "So what do you think the deal was with that sock puppet, 'Jericho', on Oz?" Daniel Day Lewis: "I'm not sure I don't watch television" Me: "No yeah I totally understand. Say, what did you think about that madame web" DDL: "I've brought a pair of shoes I made" Me: "Fantastic"
I mean, technically any kid born on Britain named Arthur or Cay after like 900 CE or so was doing the Khaleesi thing as was any French boy named Roland around then but naming your kid Astrolabe bc you love astrolabes and are trying to popularize them is on another level
at what household income point do you think people/families stop buying stupid novelty mugs at what point are you not allowed to be "World's Greatest Grandpa" and settle into something expensive-looking and greige. This is an important data point and we aren't discussing it enough
I love writing the primary previews even though they're a giant pain in the ass because how else would I be able to share with the world that there's a real American election where the only two candidates on the ballot are named Ford Carr and Bonita Gooch
I feel like I've been given waaay too much responsibility by the implication of this post
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 17h agoReminder if you are not nonbinary do not say slurs
tapping the sign
Welcome to the Age of Diarrhea
The future is not knowing what ails you
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Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
oh my fucking god a genuine "I am laughing and it feels bad but also this is so fucking... funny?"
CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterdayOh my god I think I found the video.
Something I like about mamdani that seems to be crazy rare for big city mayors is he actually enjoys the people who live in his city
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 2d agoAt the Ecuadorian Parade yesterday in NYC. Mamdani is down with the furries.
a federal judge has ruled that kash patel is a googly eyed kremlin bitch as a matter of legal precedent
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 4d agoA federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/oZwZMR9
Special interests are also known as constituents
frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators
Contributing to discourse: It's cool to like the B-52's album "Cosmic Thing". It is popular because it is a really enjoyable album. Chime in, folks
Ich have a wagon as large as leviathan And we wende ower way nowe to the Shack of Love - Drawn by fyne palfreyes, it seateth wel twentye So make haste and bringe thy bagpipe moneye
was just thinking about how the Mets should develop a roster of 25 Joe McEwings because if one goes down at literally any position, we have another Joe McEwing to play it serviceably. #metssky
Not that I've mailed my alma mater a cent since I graduated, due to never making enough money/they are funded by fucking Michael Bloomberg, but Johns Fucking Hopkins you have no goddamn shame and I hate that you have a good creative writing department where all the dickheads aren't.
Megan Zahneis@mzahneis.bsky.social · 2d agoThe presidents of WashU, Arizona State, Kansas, and Johns Hopkins, in concert with the Association of American Universities, helped draft a new version of last year's White House compact. “We’d much rather be a partner than play the guessing game as we have been,” Kansas' president told Bloomberg.
Warren Harding, until recently easily our most likely president to get his head stuck in a jar because there was a picture of a sexy lady inside, died 103 years ago today. Here's something I wrote on his invisible legacy a few years ago.
Warren G. Harding: 100 Years Since the Death of a President Straight Out of a Coen Brothers’ Movie
“We are the adequate, forgettable Occasionally regrettable Caretaker presidents of the USA.” -The Simpsons, “I Love Lisa” The dawn of the 1920s looks surprisingly familiar a century hence: America …
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only marginally related, but my husband may attend the ONLY non-toxic jiu-jitsu dojo. It is all short kings, nice dads, and lesbian veterinarians. They definitely do not want to fuck up anyone.
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
You guys, nominating the person who earned the most votes is now an “ideological purity test.”
last episode of the original George of the Jungle cartoon he hits that tree in the opening credits and just never gets back up
people who use AI will never know how great it is to look over something you wrote a while back and realize how good it is and that those thoughts and words came out of *your* head.
Maddy Myers 🏳️🌈@midimyers.com · 5d agoit is also sad as hell to use AI for the writing part. not because the writing part is "the fun part" ... it's the hard part, at least imo. it's also the most important part. it's the part where you have to decide what matters the most. YOU have to decide that. or else it's all meaningless.
Huascar Brazoban takes the mound. You blink. There are now 45 runners in scoring position. A base hit or a sac fly will lose the Mets the game. Bam. he gets a double play. What were you worried about, you fool? Never a doubt. Never a doubt at all.
remember how Riley Gaines’ swimming coach raped a bunch of her teammates? then when her career path became TV Nazi she defended him and he claimed he was being targeted for standing up against trans women in sports? anyway she cares deeply about women and girls being safe.
Incredible threat. If they let the popular, charismatic guy who people like anywhere near their struggling organization, this creepy, slimy, repellant backwoods creature might leave.
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
I heard Zack Woods recently describe James Carville as looking like if you found out Tommy Lee Jones was Hand-wash only after you put him through the washing machine
