nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
@tonylover.bsky.social
Not even a Kubrick guy but telling that even this jerkoff could not think of one for Tenet
Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 13h agoListen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
Agatha Christie story: Lady Roscheimer, who was a fat Jewish woman Audiobook reader: Lady Roscheimer, who was a rotund lady Me: Hey. Hey. Fucking read the line as written, man
Being famous and talented is no guarantee of being smart or sane
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
it's interesting how many men get satisfaction out of knowing that other men can beat elite female athletes. like ok, maybe the best high school boys team in the country can beat a WNBA team, but YOU can't
Sonicscrewdriv4@sonicscrewdriv4.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
The French vocal drop of "oh mon dieu les grenouilles sont gays" is positively inspired
so i searched "onion" "affixed", which was the style at the time,
I put on The Last Stand for some reason and all I can think of is the greatest tumblr post of all time
Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore!
Jaws (1975)@jaws-1975.bsky.social · 3d agoGo on, get out of here.
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
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⚠️ Confirmed: Live metrics show a gradual decline in internet connectivity in Spokane County, Washington corresponding to evacuations and emergency power shutdowns in areas affected by the Old Trails Fire, a rapidly moving wildfire 🚒
“.. The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to U.S. President Donald Trump's family business.” @reuters.com $COF www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
a republican congressman allegedly broke his two-year-old daughter's collarbone and he somehow hasn't been run out of congress. there really is no bridge too far for these ghouls.
‘Platner on steroids’: Max Miller abuse claims have Republicans silently sweating
The Ohio lawmaker denies the allegations as an Aug. 5 deadline to drop off the ballot approaches.
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in this King of the Hill episode, Bobby was failing English so he convinced Peggy to write a paper for him that lands an A. She then gets jealous of the praise her 11 year old child is getting 💀 this might be controversial but i can't get enough of Peggy
King Of The Hill Peggy Hill
ALT: King Of The Hill Peggy Hill
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Happy Frodo Friday! My dad loved Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit. He would have been 58 today. I'm having a pint of Cherry Garcia for him tonight.
A. Marmot 🌱@aminus.bsky.social · last yr.such a classic scene
It is very weird that they just lie about normal people and then it’s not a scandal when they admit it
Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 5d agoFLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
