Dr Acula
@trevorcavanagh.bsky.social
Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip you out.
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
"Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m scared of cats. And bags." buff.ly/2VHnO1v
I Am Your Pug and I Have Heard the Call of the Wild
“Our ancestors were apex predators, but I am a sweaty loaf of bread with respiratory problems. You domesticated us. The cat is out of the bag. And now I’m sc...
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The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
rich guys need to understand it's about paying people enough so that they don't drag you out of your office and bludgeon you and your pinkertons on the docks in a bloody row
Whenever I hear someone say that they're using a generative LLM to research something that involves looking up a relatively simple, uncontroversial fact, I want to blast myself into the sun.
my friend just said the taylor farms diarrhea disease should be called MAHA Blast
*incel desperately wanting to have sex* i should be MORE picky to stand out from the crowd
Playboy@playboy.com · last mo.What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
you can simply choose to stop this guy from being at liberty. you can use the levers of democratic governance to arrest him, jail him, strip him of his assets and his citizenship. you can extradite him to any nation you like, or put him under any jail you choose. cecot, gitmo, any one you like
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s
the democrats, known for being merciless towards their enemies, ran a vicious anti-Argentina campaign that guaranteed Argentina would get shared custody of the world cup regardless of outcome
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last mo.Javier Milei accuses US Democrats of financing ‘anti-Argentina campaign’ at World Cup
this is an almost human moment, i'm not sure why the people in the replies are acting like they have to turn every single moment he has as something nefarious, like there's some lack of evidence otherwise
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.Trump taps on Lindsey Graham's casket
The celebrated co-star of LADY BALLERS has thoughts for Academy Award winner Christopher Nolan on How To Make Good Movies
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · last mo.It appears The Odyssey will not be capturing the coveted mediocre white man demographic filmmakers so desperately crave
out of character for albertans to disrespect nature like this
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁@minibubbly.bsky.social · last mo.Alberta's aquatic ecosystems are being put at risk by illegal dumping of goldfish Invasive goldfish detected in more than 100 locations across Alberta, province says Goldfish will continue to grow if you throw them in a lake system, do not do this, they will destroy it www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
ottawa circles closer to their final strategy that forbids commuters from bringing food from home to their jobs ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
New transit ads will encourage RTO workers to linger downtown
The city’s new transit plan wants to encourage "workers and visitors who travel to the downtown core to extend their time in the area."
ottawacitizen.com
Convoy leader Pat King is going to jail Ontario's court of appeal overturned King's earlier sentence, agreeing a conditional house arrest sentence was too lenient
Convoy leader Pat King loses at appeal court, to be resentenced | CBC News
Pat King, a key figure in the 2022 convoy protests, will be re-sentenced after the Ontario Court of Appeal sided with Crown prosecutors who argued his original punishment was too lenient.
cbc.ca
Meta glasses ad vandalized in London https://manualdousuario.net/en/they-live-meta-glasses-kylie-jenner/
Meta glasses ad vandalized in London
Everything about this story is wonderful, from the activist group’s name to the surgical vandalism to the not-so-subtle nod to the classic ”They Live”, John Carpenter’s 1988 film…
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