Tripe Marketing Board
@tripeuk.bsky.social
Europe's most radical meat-based marketing board. Let's talk tripe! Try tripe: http://tripemarketingboard.co.uk/
Gives an interesting new twist on the idea of an M62 exit "slip road".
Gentlemen... Could you please ask Sir Norman to keep his surpluses on his side of the Pennines? That would be much appreciated 👍
Would the story include a colon and a full stop?
At the end of July the M6 had 3 lanes blocked by an offal spill. I could go into puns to tell you what a terrible journey we had but I won't.
People are going to think we can't sell the stuff and that we have to discard it, if these drivers aren't more careful!
Another offal spill, we truly are living intestine times ... @tripeuk.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
**this should not be taken to infer any criticism whatsoever of tripe so don't @me @tripeuk.bsky.social
Mary deeply regretted that tripe supper. @tripeuk.bsky.social
We do not interpret dreams for our correspondents beyond suggesting that meat suppers, and late dinners, and likewise heavy suet dumplings, may have a depressing influence on the mind in sleep.
😂 The gift that keeps on giving - all because the lady loves @tripeuk.bsky.social Wordle 1,886 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
So close! @tripeuk.bsky.social Wordle 1,885 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I sleep soundly at night knowing that the @tripeuk.bsky.social tactical reserve is secure.
Penblwydd Hapus i'r sosej bach yma sy'n 16 oed heddiw. Lot o eistedd a gorwedd y dyddiau yma, ond yn dal i fynd a dal i gredu!
@tripeuk.bsky.social justice one step away from tripe 😏😏
@tripeuk.bsky.social quality tripe review by the sensational Jim E Brown youtube.com/shorts/WGC2u...
Jim E. Brown Consumes Intestinal Lining in Spain
YouTube video by Jim E. Brown
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250 years since Brexit by the 13 colonies, voices demanding a return are growing after King Charles' visit. The thinking is if they are going to have a king, they should at least have one who isn't a robber, rapist, liar, & narcissist. Charles talking in full sentences was also a huge shock to them
It looks as though @tripeuk.bsky.social has been venturing into the Oxford short-term car rental market in partnership with UCP. Shame they didn't put the W in quite the right place.
TOPTIP: Kit Kat fingers in a bun is a great alternative to Pain au Chocolat if you can’t speak French.
Afternoon @tripeuk.bsky.social! Are you missing a trick? I'm not suggesting that Anna and Grace are in any way susceptible, but the Coconut Promotional Council must be delighted that #Masterchef contestants are using the damn stuff in everything! 🤮 Perhaps a small 'donation' from Sir Norman...?
The answer is simply countries where Capital has not taken over the food chain and people still eat every part of the plant and the animal. That requires skill, knowledge etc. One can measure the density of places offering tripe as a useful proxy quality of food, @tripeuk.bsky.social likely agrees.
My main thought watching it is, avoid these losers at all costs.
I must admit, I've not seen those ads. But anything that makes tripe salesmen feel nauseous is impressive. In a way... 🤔🤮
I've seen these on YouTube. Awful. A pair of undateables arguing about celery. Salad should be quite mundane, not something to row about.
Channel 4 has found the perfect weapon to persuade people to subscribe and go ad-free - those nauseating Indeed commercials.
BBC4 currently showing the last of 3 programmes on The Normans. Disappointingly, they haven't yet mentioned Sir Norman Wrassle.
It's probably still there. What do you reckon @tripeuk.bsky.social?
I won a meat raffle in a pub in Chesterfield when visiting friends in 1986ish. It was an assortment of sossidge chops and liver. I left it with them rather than taking it home on the train.
@tripeuk.bsky.social How do you do it, gentlemen? After Thursday's unsatisfactory Wordle, did Sir Norman make a discreet 'donation' to the New York Times? Because on Friday... 😂
@tripeuk.bsky.social Good Morning O Tripemeisters! I didn't do very well with yesterday's Wordle. (I've saved this until now, so hopefully it's not a 'spoiler'). Given my starting word, I should have got the answer much more quickly... 🤣