Count Audrey ⚰️🦇

@turbocricket.bsky.social

“Yeah the scientist girl with the big swirly glasses is fixing my machine” 🖤Wandering Mad Scientist by trade, shapeshifter and tragedy enjoyer by hobby 🧪🪡🎭 he/him or she/her 🦇 pfp by Takato Yamamoto 🖤

Losing my mind reading a, probably AI, food travel article on My FAMILY Travels dot com, for a small-town steak house. The “small town” in question is Portland Oregon, the biggest city in the state, AND NOWHERE in the article does it mention this place is a STRIP CLUB!

A headline reading THE SMALL-TOWN RESTAURANT IN OREGON WITH $28 STEAKS THAT LOCALS SWEAR ARE THE BEST IN THE STATE

Also, my major preoccupation these days is my unbridled rage at tech overlords who create their products by putting an underclass into the thresher of 'progress.' The coyote is driven by purpose, and his passion is exploited by egoists. The roadrunner is his art.

Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.