Tyler Urbigkit
@tylerurbigkit.bsky.social
Politics, history, food, music and dogs
in portland someone spray painted penises around potholes, and they got filled pretty immediately www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
A crude pothole graffiti tactic got Portland’s attention. Please don’t copy it, officials say
Nearby apartment dwellers had a bird's eye view of the graphic murals.
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If I had to describe the heart and soul of Bluesky it would the following: a guy who didn’t actually read Emily Wilson’s review of Nolan’s Odyssey movie defending it against a guy who didn’t actually watch Nolan’s Odyssey movie
friend told me yesterday that Harry S Truman said that if he hadn't become a politician, he'd be "a piano player in a whorehouse." Now that job's gone too... replaced by a Spotify playlist of AI music at the Jordan Peterson Chinese milking factory
Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/
personal favorite Malcolm Tucker line at the end here btw
Malcolm Tucker gets a birthday cake!
YouTube video by phresch
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I think it's simple. They're mad that a Black woman is playing Helen because the Black woman in question is drop dead gorgeous, sexually attractive in many ways straight white men would otherwise covet. That's what they hate. They hate their own desire. It makes them feel bad. Someone must pay.
“Argentina can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right!!”
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
I asked my friend “does anyone actually care about playing for third” and as far as I can tell the answer is that England does and France very much does not
An amazing quote from Lindsey Graham in this Atlantic story. It really captures an essential truth about politics that too few people ever really come to terms with. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Epstein survivors released this video today urging senators to block the confirmation of Todd Blanche for Attorney General. They’re trying to get to 20,000 signatures on their petition to send a message to the Senate. ujoin.co/campaigns/45...
in this moment we also mustn't forget the shitty consultants amongst the broletariat youtube.com/shorts/9QM-i... youtube.com/shorts/9QM-i...
The Strategist Behind Platner’s Rise Explains His Vetting Process | WSJ
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Platner is going to switch parties, isn’t he? #platner
I ran across this JFK photo, and subjects and their demises aside, what an eerie, atemporal piece of art this is. Candid, but deliberate as a stage blocking.
It seems like politico and NYT and the post have helped Maine voters and the rest of us more than anyone. I think with some proper vetting, the right lobster could beat Susan. Why not? Kentucky elected a turtle that has been on the phone all day assuring people he’s alive.
Just talked to Mitch McConnell and he confirmed that he is dead. He said move on, I am not coming back, I’m very dead, more dead than most people get.
you guys remember that scene from Independence Day when all the kooks went to the top of that building to "greet our new alien friends" and got instantly evaporated. thinking of that scene again for no reason
My latest: I don’t respect America at 250. The only thing I can think of is how America is still a young, spoiled brat of a nation that no one is able to discipline. Foreign writers have been commenting on the US's developmental problems for centuries. karenattiah.substack.com/p/america-ne...
America Needs to Grow the Fuck Up
Once you understand the moral psychology of America's immaturity, everything about America's 250th birthday makes sense.
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Malayan Crested Fireback (Lophura rufa) in Thailand 📷 Natthaphat Chotjuckdikul.
The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve
The new racist double standard set up by Alito in the TPS ruling: if there’s any other motive in addition to the racism, the racism doesn’t count, but if the state wants to *prevent* discrimination against black people, that is racist and unconstitutional www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
the way it works is that if i say, "i'm a black american," sam alito thinks that is "dividing people up by race." but if someone says, "get that jigaboo out of my country," alito thinks, "looks like nothing to me"
Alito authoring opinion saying fixing a racial gerrymander is also racist and then musing, 2 hours later, during oral argument about Trump's racist effort to end humanitarian protections against deportation for Haitians, about how he doesn't like dividing up people by race I loathe this man so much
one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"