@shivambhatt.bsky.social and @wheeler.bsky.social Thanks for the "Everybody on da ice is Marit Lage", Snow deck idea.
Friend Stefani
@unclepvinzo.bsky.social
You have your magic and I have mine https://linktr.ee/UnclePVinzo
Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me like Sonic the Hedgehog
spend this independence day pondering how long you have until you find yourself in one of the many torture slave prisons!!
whats your citizen id number in the palantir database?
I am NEVER going to watch Bill Maher, HBO, unless you’re willing to pay me a minimum of $200 per episode STOP ASKING
The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.
as a chronic illness haver, one energy management strategy i will execute every now and then is called “just keep moving until you fall down” it is wildly unhealthy lmao
Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
an Office Space-like movie capturing the miserable and alienating feeling of being alive right now would have legs imo
Me: I try not to dance on graves, these days. Feels gross. Also me: lol. lmao.
You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
If we're already taking away regulations, when can I get Salvia again?
someone needs to write an explainer article teaching people why government is a service, not a business, and what that actually means. Government isn't about making money, it's about turning money into things people need.
being a political pundit sounds like a fun job. Just read and listen to people talk all day and then tell people your opinion about it. But could you imagine having to listen to trump or elon's opinion on anything?
BREAKING: Unions representing government workers are suing the Trump admin over the president’s illegal executive order that attempts to strip more than one million federal employees of their union rights. AFGE, AFSCME, SEIU and other unions are all joining forces for this suit.
Do you think kissinger is rolling over in his grave like, "I COULD HAVE JUST DECLARED MYSELF AN EMPORER THE WHOLE TIME?"
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
@booker.senate.gov who was the historian you mentioned that was was talking about how things now are not unprecedented? probably around the 20-22 hour mark
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
It's so frustrating to be put in a position of having to defend institutions that I think are deeply problematic because having them at all is still better than not having them. Anyway, CDC saved lives & ALSO CDC kills. Both are true, have been true, and we need to save it while making it better.
I don’t have children, which means that sometimes people ask me if I like children. I don’t understand this question, it’s like asking if I like adults. Some of them are amazing and a pleasure to hang out with, some of them are annoying or boring or have lousy taste in music and Pokèmon.
I honestly had no idea that so many people were such cowards.
@gavinverhey.bsky.social Any chance we're ever gonna see a French Vanilla WUBRG commander? Just a 5 color commander for when I don't know what I'm doing.