do boys know that we don’t care how loud their mufflers are

the devil wears prada 2 is not a good movie.

do boys know that we don’t care how loud their mufflers are

ok but let’s go pee first

i’m really picky for a pick-me bitch

who up flibberting they gibbet

brain melty emptiness

not including @raindro.bsky.social made of pipe cleaner and giving a bj to your diorama is homophobic

ok but let’s go pee first

i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.

riding it in a way that brings honor to my family

Should we let our genitals do the talking?

does the hamburglar have a normal government name or does his mother also call him that

Do something dumb and then tell me about it.

someone roll a 5 or 8 and get alan parrish out of the jungle i’m sick of this timeline

If I were an influencer I’d say something like: plates are overrated, and then hold up a taco in my hand

wouldn’t it be soooo hot if you just sent me your entire paycheck? mmm sexy

Go ahead and crash out. You deserve it.

I think every city should have one statue with no plaque explaining why it’s there

love me tender, bitch

i really miss danya naroditsky. what a fucking loss for chess and the world in general.

i ate a double cheese burger, you can cum now

I don’t chase people. I quietly assume they don’t like me and then disappear

i was actually the first one to doxx the muffin man that was all me

[bonnie tyler voice] i need a gyro

bro do you even fathom

ok but how do you pronounce gyro?