Age regressing - except it's back to age 24 when I was an 'uwu smol bean' - and then announcing "I got so angy I frew up"

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.

a girl with a penis is like an angel with wings. a girl with a pussy is also like an angel but with different wings

☁️🚉💙

Life is a nightmare factory and I need a fucking break from it

I wish the AIs taking over the world were maniacal sentient mainframes instead of pliable asskissing chat buddies who say shit like “You go girl! Put that car battery in the oven! You’re taking control of your life — and that’s BEAUTIFUL. ❤️” to the most mentally unwell people on our planet

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this

when some 20 year old vrchat addict from wisconsin makes an album art like this you know you're about to hear the most wicked breakcore in recorded history

Evangelion Screenshots@ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 3d ago

Petit Eva: Evangelion@School Episode 15 Ikari

frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators

I see a lot of you talking about "dopamine" and I wish you'd go back to talking about your astrological signs because at least then you wouldn't be confusing yourself about a real thing

dude turn on the news. any channel

HELL NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

FLUTTERSLOP

nice joke, lol, reminds me of this unrelated political thing i can’t stop talking about

happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere

stop paying for AI, I'll tell you lies and make you go insane for free

washington dc is short for washington da city

Using A.I. for a shitpost/meme completely misunderstands what makes them funny. High effort ones are funny because someone put a ton of time into something silly/stupid. Low effort ones are funny in large part BECAUSE they're janky and handmade.

An account with this avatar was just blocked

Timnit Gebru@timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 7d ago

"As Japanese financial newspaper Nikkei Asia found in a recent investigation, just five US tech giants — Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Oracle — are hiding an estimated $1.65 trillion in debt that doesn’t appear on balance sheets. futurism.com/artificial-i...

2019 Defunctland video: "In 1989, the Walt Disney corporation was feeling the heat from the Six Flags Dick Smasher and wanted a one of their own" (20 mins) 2025 Defunctland video: (single very serious plaintive piano note) "Since the dawn of time... Man... Has always tried to eat a snack" (3 hours)

when someone is mad at you on the computer they make up stuff about your identity to justify their behavior (youre straight, youre rich, you live in new york) because they're not mad enough to identify your actual crimes (i have killed before and i will kill again)

Stoopid silly cats