Jeanine Pirro has made Washington DC safe for vampires. So much for the party of Abraham Lincoln.
Blanche credits Pirro with transforming DC "into a place that we can all now walk around in after sunset" 😆
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Jeanine Pirro has made Washington DC safe for vampires. So much for the party of Abraham Lincoln.
Blanche credits Pirro with transforming DC "into a place that we can all now walk around in after sunset" 😆
On a... different note, it’s also the 12th birthday of the Profanity Embroidery Group
So, happy 11th birthday, the Profanity Embroidery Group
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
Oh, come on! Start the day with some *spectacular* sweary missives...
In 1675 the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, sent a letter to the Zaporozhian Cossacks demanding they surrender to him. He got a spectacularly insulting reply. Watch and gurgle with delight as Matt Berry and Peter Capaldi recreate this robust exchange, industrial swearing and all.
TERMINATOR: Come with me if you *really* want to live. [montage of them going to art galleries, swimming with dolphins, sky diving etc]
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
Apparently, something happened 57 years ago in, like, space or something? I think the best take on it is still probably that of Dinah Hall...
Congrats we just made it impossible to come here for a PhD www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/16/m...
Trump administration limits student visas to four years, changing longstanding policy - The Boston Globe
The new rule, which also restricts the international students’ ability to transfer schools or change majors without approval in their first year, will go into effect in mid-September.
bostonglobe.com
I've just gotten 3 of a new sort of spam bot: 1) account I've never seen before gives a like to two recent replies I did, neither one interesting, in completely unrelated threads 2) the account follows me 3) they have 15-30 followers, follow 100s or 1000s, few posts, recently quote-posted an AI ad
My first wife and I met Sam Neill backstage at a comic-con about 9 years ago and he was superb. He found out I was a comedian and after about three hours of signing his name, he walked backstage and said to me just as I was going out to do my show, “I’ve warmed ‘em up for you.” What a legend.
Oh, have I not told this one here? Okay. So Grandma had The Charisma.
Summoning @tkingfisher.com to tell the story of her grandma getting like five marriages annulled.
sometimes i’m just out & about enjoying myself & i think, this is what they’re trying to take from us. this beautiful moment, having a traditional ethiopian coffee service at a tiny restaurant in a strip mall in a little appalachian town, this is what those reactionary freaks want to take from us!!
I'm worried that with so many cops deployed protecting people from the Algae Biotic Eau* the Kennedy Center Tarp may be unguarded. *And during Pride, too!
Took this video of a guy getting detained and a citation for putting his hand in the water an hour ago.
Happened to be walking past the local student bar right before Germany scored the winning goal
Strange man lying about ponds is no basis for a system of government.
You'll be interested to hear the algae problem in Trump's shoddy but expensive reflecting pool revamp was put there by vandals and the bottom was torn up by mean reporters.
me when I see "1/19" on a post like this 🧪
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Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
It’s a bit long, but I think it’s worth quoting his summary of a typical day in a military prison in full. (If you can’t zoom in enough, I think the salient points are the 11am “large whisky and ginger ale” and the “particularly succulent duck in aspic”. This, friends, is democracy manifest)
Generally pretty mad about the articles that are like “end of war resets the status quo,” since “eliminating the core principle of modern maritime trade” and “giving Iran a formally acknowledged chokehold over the world economy and all the other Gulf states” is, uh, pretty far from the status quo
I'm probably going to let my kids have social media when they're 14, as long as it's with a meal at a nice restaurant
Scaffold construction revealed to be SpaceX's new method for placing data centers in orbit.
What if they're up there to *add* letters? Maybe it's going to be "THE FORMER THE DONALD J TRUMP AND THE JOHN F KENNEDY MEMORIAL CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS"