i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm. every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody." "We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."
my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
Deeply uninterested in hearing about what any AI has to say in response to any question, it’s like getting a parrot’s opinion but not fun because the parrot has the funny high-pitched voice and says things so quickly
I want to be clear that every time I call these people traitors, degenerates, and vermin, I understand the historical implications of that language and regret only that I cannot be harsher.
A nation full of people absolutely parched for consequences and with nothing to look forward to but rising fascism
Apparently this is a controversial position of late but I am brave enough to say I am still horny for Marisa Tomei 🫡
Just to look at me you’d think “I bet that guy’s a worldwide top 1% Modest Mouse listener” but the joke’s on you pal, because I’m actually a worldwide top 0.5% Modest Mouse listener
Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
You can pry some pretty cool stuff from cold dead hands
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
Don’t stop believin’/ goregrindin’ and pig-squealin’
I know these are politically fraught times and the last thing we need is more division, but… Bete Pootigieg
