The homie who goes ornament mode whenever someone enters the house

You can do anything! . . . . If you try extremely hard and be frustrated and grumbling the whole time

Maybe tomorrow will be a new day 🙂

The Jimmy-Eaten World by Carl Sagan

Hello

malcolm in the middle ages

researchers warn of sugar-resistant 'super medicines' that could take as many as four or five spoonfuls to go down

Brandi has given some mlem blep pics for the world today.

(talking to my forwards-facing buddy) strafe over here dude

critics are calling my swag "a revelation"

Sorry, been out of the game for a while (my entire life)

im rapping with an impeccable flow

You have been blessed by Blurry Mort

you call that whimsical frolicking, playboy? you think that's merry, player?

vibrant, gracious and swag despite it all

i'm pioneering brave new sleep schedules

Almost done with my Harlem Shake video

(mortally wounded) gee whiz

For those of you who don't believe in the Bermuda triangle..

*stuffing the last rat into a big sack of rats* where we're going, we're gonna need all the rats we can get

under communism there will be more than four fruity flavors

everybody gangster til the fog rises…

came here to post this

Not looking up from my phone as I nonchalantly backflip my monster truck over a volcano

If I can smell your grill on the breeze you have to share