being a true nolan fan and forgetting everything about his films after a few minutes, except for my tattoo that reads 'don't watch tenet'
somehow it's always more bread inside when you cut it open. not that i'm complaining, mind
apocalypse is only cathartic in fantasy. in reality it's the same world as before. you barely noticed
oceangate wouldve gone down a lot differently if i was there
Horkos@wylienewmark.bsky.social · 6d ago
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, you have to admit it's useful
San francisco is one of the most beautiful places on earth you just have to plug your ears when you go into a cafe or restaurant
(on my way home) ok, perfect time to take advantage of my few after-work hours and do some chores and research so i can perform basic survival (passing under the Stupid Lazy Asshole Beam installed in my front door lintel) duhhh
"this gives me such tremendous power," i say. a gloved hand with a number on it picks me up by the hair and i start doing a wiggling animation
lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 9mo agoby letting me follow you, you've allowed me to steal a tiny part of your essence to exist within my collection - a sort of wunderkammer where I keep the world in miniature, as an exhibition of my power. And you're in it. It's called "bluesky"
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
Just got word that they’re making baseball illegal worldwide come August
"My parents making me take medicine for diarrhea." — Yeb Cogley "Feeling hopeless when my diarrhea was cured against my will." — Fudd Sump "Lifelong hatred of coercive authority, specifically regarding medicine for diarrhea." — Wallena Skelg "Diarrhea medicine & age of consent." — Derwin Piggus
Are you experiencing systemic problems? Guess you shouldn't have made personal choices, idiot
[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car
End Card Illustration I’ve done for the 2nd Episode of new THE GHOST IN THE SHELL anime🩷
it's not theoretical that there's hundreds of bots out there manufacturing the appearance of a vague desire for ai
i don't believe in game accessibility. you cannot play my games. i'm taking them all to my grave. fuck you
i don't believe in game accessibility. Every summer I stance up on top of a fish ladder and try to skill check the salmon with sudden movements and vicious haymakers