[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR

My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well. 

I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler.

We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.

extremely worth the read

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 7d ago

You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

3 edibles deep through this staff meeting and i dont think i work here

In the city today, on packed side streets, I play a little game with oncoming cars called Are we both gonna fit? 

Ghosts are classist, which is why you never hear about haunted doublewide trailers

abolish the death penalty

[shopping at costco] why do hot dogs come in packs of 192 but the buns come in packs of 146

Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens — the latest snafu in the department’s attempts to uncover illegal voters across the country. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

DHS noncitizen voter claims unravel in Nevada as state confirms flagged voters are citizens

Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens.

democracydocket.com

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

Postmaster General should be the title given to the best poster on a social media site and definitely not the supreme leader of mail

BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School

Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.

bloomberg.com

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. This group is Number Two.

WCVB NewsCenter 5, Boston@wcvb5.bsky.social · 3w ago

Police in Illinois recover 650 rolls of toilet paper amid rise in homecoming week vandalism | Click on the image to read the full story

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Mans is blank as new printer paper

Indeed, it's far worse than that... Trump is running up a tab of many millions in taxpayer funds for purposes of promoting his own golf course. And the proper word for that is *corrupt.*

More baking!

Atlantic Industrial Coatings, the contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, admits errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, NOT VANDALISM, caused the pool’s blue liner to peel and break loose. Atlantic is being paid $14.7 million. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/c...

Reflecting Pool Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Damage

The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.

nytimes.com

I was promised flying cars and all I got was a massive surveillance state. 😥

Trying to bribe voters with a promise of $5,000 payments ….. so on brand. At the rate we’re going, $5,000 may not even pay for a month’s worth of gas. We need to get this fraud out of power.

🎶When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime Unless it’s recalled due to some weird-ass diarrhea virus🎶

It’s a beautiful morning for toast with George, Letty-Lou and Eli. Happy Thursday

A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY-FIVE COOKIES AT 11:45 PM.

Could you imagine anyone else in the history of history, let alone the President of the United States, so blatantly defiling the memory of our fallen brethren? What a terrible, broken person.