Glasgow Kiss
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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴 No DM’s.
These are the times you gotta pick your fuckin head up & remember how hard Babyface & Eric Clapton went on Change The World on MTVs unplugged.
I’ve been at work for the last half hour but I can’t bring myself to get out of my car.
Give a man a disclaimer to say he’s not allergic to fish. Give a man a fish but only after he’s signed the disclaimer. Whatever happens to him and his fucking fish, isn’t your problem.
Working in a guys house and he showed me a dove that had set up a nest in his garden, under the roof. It’s had two clutches of eggs and it swaps over with the dad at night and he sits on the eggs. They’ve called her Doris. Zoom in near the top and you’ll see her.
Apprentice showing me a picture of some lassie that just followed him on X. I’m like, “that’s a bot mate, the account has 3 followers and it’s following thousands”. Apprentice: “aye but she’s a bot with cracking tits”. He said it with such conviction, it almost made sense. Almost.
Where I go first when I read replies, sweary cunts are my people.
Sitting with the apprentice in the van, he’s got his music on, usually tolerate most things but this particular “song” was giving me a headache. Went to press skip and he’s like, “stick with it, it really kicks in at about 3 minutes”. I look at the song, it’s fucking 3:19 long, 😂 fuck that, skipped.
The Doomsday Clock goes forward an hour in Nuclear Winter, not back.
When I was a teen, my friend and I wanted to see how many times we could go around a roundabout before the cops pulled us over. The answer is 16
My blood just pumps and my heart rate increases, EVERY TIME I hear this song... Scotland the Brave. There is no other sound as majestic to my ear, anywhere on this planet... More than the sound of the bagpipes. 1000 of them playing all at once, could easily own my soul for eternity. 🏴Scotland.💙
bought several decorative soaps yesterday, and I feel like a new person
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What if i was a rock, cool and smooth Sat in a river, where nothing else matters, Except the ebb and flow of the tide
When dreams made real become less sweet The orchid and the metal
Psychic TV - The Orchids [1983]
YouTube video by Ashley Grasmick
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My car horn died tonight. I’m never getting anywhere in this city again.
When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit
give a man a fish and he'll probably eat it i don't know what else he would do it's one fish bro let it go
give a man a fish and he'll look at you suspiciously and ask what happened to the chips
Words don't come easily Like, “I love you, I love you”
Baby Can I Hold You
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Standing up swaying on the bus with music in my ears and *whispers* Nobody Knows I'm Dancing
I better be putting the hot girl back into summer after this fucking lifestyle change.