catching back up with some friends, I am finding there are even more autistic trans catgirls playing very load-bearing roles in tech than I had been aware of previously.

Molotov🏳️‍⚧️Cockatiel@youknowmy.name · 3w ago

can confirm, there are multiple load-bearing parts of the tech industry whom I know personally whomst are trans catgirls.

it is a proper joy when you get to have two conversations at the same time with someone.

It is funny that as more people get duped by AI, the response more frequently seems to be to insist that the models are developing godlike intelligence and we all need to be sooo careful when the real lesson is clearly that the human psyche can get absolutely one-shotted by personalized flattery

I regret that this isn’t an actual porn title. Clearly someone had VISION but chose to cheat by using LLMs to go far beyond Mpreg Garfield With A Gun rather than show industry to head to the beautiful San Fernando Valley and make the real thing. The world could be a more beautiful place.

🍑💖@bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 4d ago

im sorry but i saw this and now you have to

Support coming soon to @buttplug.io, whether I like it or not. *sigh*

kyrie zebul, i guess. maybe.@wearelauchingzebul.bsky.social · 3w ago

Look. Do what you want to do, I'm not your mom. Just. My personal advice? Do not buy the $500 Spirit Halloween Freddy Fazbear animatronic for THAT purpose. I don't care if the neighbor's kid is loud and annoying, that thing is already haunted by the demons of opportunistic capitalism. Please not.

I'd argue its the other way around deep dish is a cheese cake, but that doesnt mean all cheese cake is pizza

...So long-covid is basically viral ADHD. Huh.

Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist@princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 4d ago

The COVID brain fog explained. The COVID-19 virus binds to the ACE2 receptor to enter cells. Dopamine producing neurons are rich in the ACE2 receptor. The virus causes disruption in the dopamine network in the brain. 🧪 tech-paper.com/scientists-f...

lol, the thing about being scapegoated is that it truly does not matter what you say or do, you will be blamed for whateverthefuck bullshit by the screamies whenever they wake up dyspeptic.

just be real sure to lube up good if you date a girl who plays french horn.

miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘@miss-fern.bsky.social · 5d ago

i said "every instrument gives you a skill you can use during sex" and then i imagined daintily chiming the pussy like a triangle

I avoid this pattern by scoping my statements that might otherwise tempt qualification to be very clearly my specific perspective, which means I cannot, definitionally, be wrong and thus need not apply such qualifiers.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 5d ago

sharing a personal issue that everyone i've told has said "Oww": the slippery behavior of weasel-wording and adding unnecessary qualifiers, especially when asked direct questions so as to construct a nebula of ambiguity around yourself, is a survival tool that breeds untrustworthiness when habitual.

was pondering this the other day and realized that "trans" is so much of a violation of cultural norms to the screamies that any of our other trans(hah)gressions are less impactful to them. weird kinks, body art, piercings, all of that pales in comparison to "being other than what you're assigned"

The Loch Ness Monster@nessiopeia.space · 4d ago

I think that “don’t say stuff that will get all the transsexuals in trouble” would be reasonable advice but for the fact that anytime one of us becomes the main character is usually for pretty innocuous, unpredictable stuff.

this is either going to be an absolute delight of a fae creature, or the most tedious amulet-encrusted laveyan white dude.

Oregon Plates@plat.es · 5d ago

The Custom Oregon Plate GNOSIS was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #GNOSIS

With intense frustration: Stuck in rush hour traffic on 237, again.

im seeing that the only friction between myself and the trans community is that i want to blow sonic the fuck up and some of them still seem cool with him. i don't want to look transphobic so i will compromise. instead of "blowing him the fuck up" I will "blow him the hell up"

personally I consider it to be 'bad faith' more than 'obtuseness' but then I get real sensitive when the actions of a benign minority are used to justify the harms of a much more prominent group that conflates membership in that fashion.

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 4d ago

There is a certain level of obtuseness in (some) "AI" apologists when they flounce up to point out what "AI" is good for in science, etc, while eliding the fact that almost none of that use is driving the current market capitalization, environmental degradation and resource hogging of the field

Greetings, traveler...

[explaining "leave no trace" to an american] Okay so imagine a clean burgerless plate

My review of the odyssey Matt Damon has finally made the ultimate moving about going home We no longer have a need for movies about getting Matt Damon home

just be real sure to lube up good if you date a girl who plays french horn.

miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘@miss-fern.bsky.social · 5d ago

i said "every instrument gives you a skill you can use during sex" and then i imagined daintily chiming the pussy like a triangle

welp, this is gonna suck.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 5d ago

The U.S. government proposes deep cuts to water supply for Arizona, California and Nevada during dry years in a new plan to operate the drought-stricken Colorado River.

The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."

Bobby Nightengale@nightengalejr.bsky.social · 5d ago

Jhomnardo Reyes is going to the Orioles for Dean Kremer, per source.

I conclude that, like the dyspeptic old woman, he must have “broken his digester.”

we kinda do tho.

Abra / Jessica Conwell, Littlest Big Trans Account 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻@pairofclaws.bsky.social · 5d ago

They're going to declare that we have an unfair biological advantage at Jeopardy now.

Honestly the most historically accurate thing about Nolan's Odyssey is that fanpeople got mad Achilles wasn't in it. If that's not the world's oldest reaction to the Homeric epics idk what else is

oh, an unexpected invitation! how delightful~

In a hypothetical Muppet Odyssey, the no-name crewmembers should all be pigs. Then Circe turns them into humans with thick Boston accents, and we get a Matt Damon cameo.

it's fun how often things happen these days that are well beyond the wildest dreams of my pretransition self

kinda refreshing to see this kind of statement these days.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 5d ago

El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"

Update: Google just sent me a statement saying it is “rolling back” this AI feature that let anyone make completely bullshit satellite images. Comes after our demos of the tool and those from OSINT researchers. One of the worst AI tools I’ve ever seen bsky.app/profile/jose...

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d ago

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

'The Simpsons' used to be about a lower middle class family.

Ted Cruz called the FBI on me@weareronin.bsky.social · 5d ago

Eat the rich