Jacob Zelman
@zelmannnn.bsky.social
- boy who's also a girl - I make music in my bedroom - he/her/she/him (go crazy and mix 'em up!) https://jacobzelman.bandcamp.com
Well, that was easier to set up than expected. I have a storefront to buy prints of my photography now! Let me know if you have any suggestions. ersatzautonomy.darkroom.com
Darkroom
ersatzautonomy.darkroom.com
Thinking of setting up a shop for prints of my photography...anyone interested?
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
Love this Pride Parade poster from 94 in the back hallway at City Hall
This is how Canadians use Fahrenheit and Celsius!
ICYMI: Dexterra workers who clean transit in Toronto and Vancouver say they’ve been told to clean without chemicals, work alone in unsafe conditions and have faced harassment from management. I wrote about it for @pressprogress.ca pressprogress.ca/workers-who-...
Workers Who Clean Public Transit in BC and Ontario Say Their Employer is Undermining Their Rights
Workers allege harassment from management, a lack of cleaning supplies and unsafe working conditions.
pressprogress.ca
at the dulcimer family reunion everyone’s just looking at the piano like “did she have some work done”
Discworld QOTD, from Wintersmith "'You're not being very sensible about this.' 'Oh, really? Well, I've been sensible all day! I've been sensible for years! I think I'm owed five minutes of being really unreasonably angry, don't you?'"
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
the instagram election is here here’s my video about local politicians pivoting to short form video it also includes an elaborate parody of subway takes for one simple reason: i found it very funny
Happy Canada Day. For all its faults, I'm happy to be in this country because I can't read temperature in Fahrenheit
These are the same picture.
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
Discworld QOTD, from Lords and Ladies
One day they’re gonna bring that damn podium out and inform us that Larry has died and there will be people wailing in the streets. I will be one of them
"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
Congrats to @tyolsen.bsky.social and Kristen Holliday who won gold in the #cajawards26 Local Government Reporting category
They won for this story about Kamloops mayor Reid Hamer-Jackson. It starts with a warning about swearing and only gets more wild. thetyee.ca/News/2025/10...
Mayor of Chaos: How Kamloops Politics Became Infamous | The Tyee
Car dealer Reid Hamer-Jackson won office with charisma and ideas. Then the wheels came off.
thetyee.ca
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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ABC isn't on here but they're over on the other site spreading misinformation about the VZ Action Plan, and also making it abundantly clear that they are choosing driver speed over human life. (1/3)
This one is a street date instant onion classic. I have been laughing at “I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children” since I got the print edition last week
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
I think it's really critical to take a hardline no on lolcowing even when it's someone you actively dislike; the only stance that holds has to be target-independent since sincerity of belief and just deserts aren't good benchmarks on their own. There's no justified use of the Torment Nexus, y'know?
Lolcowing is an apparatus that turns a person into a renewable source of entertainment. It refers to an ongoing *relationship* rather than an individual, I think. The relationship is extractive and one-directional; the "cow" doesn't consent, doesn't benefit, and isn't a participant in the exchange.
One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually