Stop solving your own problems. Self-sufficiency jeopardises future profits.
A simple step that should be automatic. If you use a chatbot, instruct it not to refer to itself in the first person. Immediately erodes the pseudosocial bond that is essential to their business model.
My girlfriend: So, when are we getting married? Me: Under Joe Biden...
The odyssey had a lot more weed smoking than I imagined. And what was with all the 9/11 jokes and the whole thing in Guantanamo? What do you mean I was watching the wrong movie!? WHAT THE FUCK IS A HAROLD AND KUMAR!?!?!?
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
Since everyone is talking about Egypt, share your source of historical information about it. Mine
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
Max, fully serious while watching the X-Files: OH MY GOD IS THAT THE HAND MODEL FROM ZOOLANDER?!
all this shit was invented for time-wasting and around-fucking. that you can obtain some professional benefit from it is a complete accident. lighten up
when someone calls themselves a "creator" its fuckin sad. have some respect for yourself! say you make videos or art or write or whatever! "creator" means "i produce chum for platforms in the way they require for better engagement" it means you "chase the meta" and this makes you Not Artistic !!!
One technology offers people something they craved: Human connection. The other offers people the appearance of human connection without any actual human connection. You see the difference, right tech bros? You see the big, gaping, philosophical problem here? Right in front of your face?
Charybdis Goatse@ass.golf · 6mo agoturns out almost nobody other than total freaks likes or wants this shit
They think punk means *acting without consent* not *acting in defiance of power*
Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe thing about that "ai art is punk rock" is we've seen it before. These exact same guys a decade ago were saying Trump was the punk rock candidate, then they said crypto was punk rock, then NFT's were punk rock, that Meta was punk rock. They basically just think punk rock means Jeff Epstein.
“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 8mo agoSabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Dr Abeba Birhane@abeba.blacksky.app · 9mo agocan’t fucking catch a breath make it stop
