Andymonium
@andymonium.bsky.social
fuck ICE | free Palestine | it's all just so stupid | I found my gender in a Waffle House parking lot | any pronouns, bring your own, get weird with it streaming schedule: twitch.tv/andymonium/schedule
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF ABS UH! 🎸🥁
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
If you want to make a graphic with words on it, here's a tip from a millennial: type it into a tumblr post and take a screenshot of it. We'll all stop to read that
I'm not saying Arena has a Standard problem but I just got turn-3 killed three games in a row. I'm barely in Gold. Something might be yucked.
Creedence Clearwater Revengeance send skeet
can't find premium content like this on threads i'll tell you that much
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
*extremely Onslaught block voice* Magic: The Gathering is a serious game for serious people
Shivam Bhatt@shivambhatt.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat in the Kafkaesque fuck
JRR Tolkien: God is undescribable. The fabric of creation is song. The work of the Adversary is a discordant note. CS Lewis: okay what if Jesus was a kaiju
Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."
wishda@wishda.bsky.social · 5d agoThe DSA in Wilmingotn, N.C. has created a "crisis" by putting benches at city bus stops, after literal decades of the city promising and failing to do so.
"why can't we find any senior devs to hire" because you fired all the entry level people 5 years ago gerald
nothing but respect for such dedication to the craft of hating the rest of us are just dabbling in it. hobbyists.
Pavel@spavel.bsky.social · 3d agoThis may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4d agoand Denae Benites hits the first home run in Women's Pro Baseball League history!
I love how you can functionally ignore the greater story in any given Assassin’s Creed game, running around and climbing stuff and enjoying the view, until eventually there’s like a hologram woman saying “We must recover the Egg of Archimedes or The Benighted One will engage the Unhistory Protocol”
where were you when Gen Con Torando of ‘26 made 70,000 gamers phones alert at full blast
Welcome to the resistance: meet the workers dodging (and sabotaging) their employer's AI mandates: aftermath.site/ai-resistance-...
