got blood work done so now of course I need chicago’s best cinnamon rolls to prove the blood work wrong
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She/her. I should probably read some anarchist theory if I want to keep my handle.
It’s so weird how these guys will be like ding dong pobodies nerfect about this and then a Cheerios commercial will have a gay guy and it will be six months later and they’re still talking about it
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 20h agoJD Vance reacts to airstrike that killed four at Iran wedding: ‘Things happen’
Feminist theory remains undefeated in explaining the weirdest parts of the Trump administration. I'm just going to keep posting this skeleton-key-to-MAGA passage, written over 40 years ago, until everyone gets it.
Rex Huppke@rexhuppke.bsky.social · 15h agoWhat in the name of all that is holy is going on here?
I’m gonna start telling astrology people I’m a Gemini so they stop talking to me.
the horrors persist but so does The Museum of English Rural Life
A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 3d agoautumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast
zootopia 3 will be a prequel about a hero cop evacuating rodents from the squirrel trade center
My "our website is completely legal" sign has people asking a lot of questions that are answered by the sign.
This is the first time I've ever seen someone say the Civil War was fought over processed foods
He said that he wanted to burn his wife’s corpse and assault it. Why is he in movies
The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 4d agoThe film, which stars Johnny Depp, will try to find the "gray area" in A Christmas Carol. www.avclub.com/scrooge-gray...
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
Minnesota Reformer@minnesotareformer.com · 4d agoThis summer's food recalls are broader in scope, longer-lasting, and more severe than past years as regulators are slow to respond. The parasite surveillance staff at the CDC, which responds to outbreaks (such as cyclosporiasis), was downsized last year by DOGE from 11 people to three.
*writing in @funcityventures.bsky.social notebook* worlds … richest … ketamine addict … controls … if it’s … nice out
Andy Scollick@andyscollick.bsky.social · 4d agoInsane
Doesn’t really matter but we bombed a completely different Iranian island
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d agoTrump posts AI slop with the caption, “Kharg Island being blown to smithereens!!!”
just got an update from my mom about what’s new with my niece
![A text that reads “[name redacted] just introduced me to her dolls. The dark haired one is named Marda. She is 13 years old. The one with the turquoise dress is Grogu. She is 97 years old.”
Below the text are two American Girl dolls seated on a countertop. Marda is on the left; she has black hair and is wearing a green collared shirt and lavender pants. Grogu is on the right; she is a redhead wearing a dress with a turquoise skirt and shiny multicolored bodice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:taepzfqjboufgkeewwqecbw4/bafkreigvtpdh2je2ysszkv2xggxdtoj3m7yl5xu5unngkkj76c6pj6pvv4)
I can’t believe Shane Dawson is going to work for the FBI
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 7d agoFBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
im sorry i know this isnt a woke opinion but i just dont think this casting for the nickelback biopic works
Yesterday when I was riding to my coworking office, a guy in a Q5 gave me a scary, completely unnecessary close pass when I was going downhill on Rosecrans Blvd. And when we both got to the next red light he lowered his window to yell at me to get on the sidewalk, even though that's illegal in MB.
Why I left the left Why I left the right Why I left right left right and shake it all about
