I will only read a book written by a MAN, in fact only by one specific MAN, and that man is GOD (author of BIBLE? umm perhaps you’ve heard of it??)
Jonah Gregory
@arealjonah.bsky.social
He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. Written for: Here There Be Robots, SAYER, Inks & Issues, GeeklyInc, SideQuesting Novella: Beatrice Abandons Ship Working on more stuff right now.
I hate when people say bluesky is a toxic echo chamber when really it’s annoying in a rich tapestry of other ways
*taps the sign* "If you couldn't be bothered to make it, I can't be bothered to interact with it."
Dragon Quest creator Yuji Horii has released a new game, which he claims was made in “just about 30 minutes,” with generative AI. vgc.news/news/the-las...
I too have been made to feel poor in stores, but in my case it was because things were expensive and I didn't have money.
Some wandered in desert wastelands, finding no way to a city where they could settle. They were hungry and thirsty, and their lives ebbed away. Then they cried out to the Lord in their trouble, and he delivered them from their distress. They did the mash! They did the monster mash; the
I don't know anything about Shane Gillis but heard about the SNL monologue. Does anyone know what century he tripped through a time portal from?
“Women wearing short shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them ‘whores’ misogynists.”
Weird coincidence that after the Ukraine destroyed some Russian data centers, racist / far-right posts have dried up on several platforms.
The first new episode, Sting of Death, is great. RiffTrax on its own is great. And like MST3K, they have a 24/7 Twitch channel (twitch.tv/rifftrax) Plus their YouTube channel has a lot of free full movies (youtube.com/playlist?lis...) 🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼🪼
Ruin a book by adding a word: Shitty Lord of the Rings
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan
When the last MST3K revival premiered, It was April 14 2017. A Friday. Not quite 10 years ago, but close. The night before, April 13, Mike, Kevin and Bill released Rifftrax Live: Samurai Cop into theaters via Fathom Entertainment, one of three Rifftrax Live Fathom events that year.
Now that Sting of Death is here, so is the EXCELLENT poster by none other than @spacecoyote.com Check it and the episode out here: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-sting-...
Look at this cool kid. The coolest kid you’ll meet. He’s raising funds and running his little tuchis off tomorrow at school. Last day to spend money on my kid and not yours or yourself!
sorry boss I didn't get much done. had a big black squiggly mark animating in a thought bubble over my head the whole day. no one understands me
Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't. 
It's ok to bully Chadley
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Watching Sierra games render in slow motion is like watching a painting being made - if I had the eyes of a fly this is what the frame per second would look like
The video
every person named Jonah that has had people make swallowed by a whale jokes their entire life should get free tickets to see Whalefall.
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It's the duty of an artist to use their voice and platform to stand-up for the oppressed. Presale (password: FORTHEKIDS) is at 10am PST tomorrow On sale to general at 12pm PST tomorrow