Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah.bsky.social

He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. Written for: Here There Be Robots, SAYER, Inks & Issues, GeeklyInc, SideQuesting Novella: Beatrice Abandons Ship Working on more stuff right now.

Some wandered in desert wastelands, finding no way to a city where they could settle. They were hungry and thirsty, and their lives ebbed away. Then they cried out to the Lord in their trouble, and he delivered them from their distress. They did the mash! They did the monster mash; the

interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime

Little Caesars. you used to could get a damn pizza for five dollars. and sure, they pulled it off a big roll in the back like butcher paper.  but that didn't mean you couldn't eat it. it just meant you shouldn't.