* SPACEX PLANS TO ESTABLISH "CHEESE MINES" ON THE MOON TO DISRUPT GLOBAL DAIRY MARKET * SPACEX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH ANDURIL TO PROTECT CHEESE MINES FROM BIKER MICE FROM MARS * ELON MUSK CALLS LACTOSE INTOLERANCE A "WOKE LIE", DONATES $1.5B TO PRO-LACTOSE SUPER PAC

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

I'm a Ukrainian-American living in Kyiv and I literally got bombed a few hours ago and my city is still on fire and dozens are dead. This happens every week or so just in Kyiv. It's worse in other places. I sure as fuck am entitled to push the United States into helping Ukraine defend itself.

me trying to remember the Swahili word 𝑚𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑖 ("pot"): haha wouldn't it be funny if it was related to Chinese 桶? but wait it actually is

Michael Jordan definitely was part of *global* monoculture the way contemporary American athletes probably aren't

Football is literally legball in Polish

this is what happened with the Polish-Belarussian border: it would be rather cheap to process all these people according to existing procedures; instead, almost all political forces decided too get a boost on racist/fascist sentiments, making the Lukashenko's destabilization attempt successful

laŭra@keilaura.bsky.social · 2d ago

states bordering the EU can only use migration as a geopolitical hybrid warfare tool because our governments and body politic is so unbelievably racist. if we let just them in and were normal about them there would be nothing to weaponise

there's dozens of us who aren't American!

This is Day Two by the way

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

Pedestrian sigma posture versus driver beta posture

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 3d ago

this is my new belief system btw i’m going chud but from an unexpected angle. ‘driving is soy’

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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Look, Starmer's/Burnham's Labour is a racist shitshow, and yet somehow is still much better than what we'd get with Corbyn.

Dr Anna Hájková@ankahajkova.bsky.social · 4d ago

Diane Abbott’s naming of the Russian full scale war in Ukraine as “NATO campaign against Russia” is a disgrace. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SMBj...

Who started the war Diane? WHO STARTED THE WAR? Is Ukraine in NATO? No. Was Ukraine even close to joining NATO? No. Is the US allowing Russia to batter cities and murder Ukrainians? Yes. In a way there is no point even engaging with such BS. But these tankie views are murderous & vile.

“transfem representation on wiktionary (fork found in kitchen)” is now itself, recursively, transfem representation on wiktionary!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ bsky.app/profile/toom...

ariel@toomuchpiano.bsky.social · last mo.

transfem representation on wiktionary!! (fork found in kitchen)

Non-spoilery thoughts on SNW's "The Griffin Incident": Beverly Crusher would have fucked her way out of that situation.

Yeah, you see a similar dynamic with discussion of the missing episodes. 60’s Doctor Who is an insanely well-preserved show compared to its peers

*standing up on the plane* Star Trek: Deep Space Nine remains one of the best sci-fi shows because of its embrace of complicated characters, moral ambiguity under the surface of what others see as a utopian mission statement, and a standard twenty episode season giving the show a chance to breathe.

Lee Knox Ostertag@leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · last wk.

*standing up on the plane* okay so the first thing you need to consider when interrogating if Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings are an example of romantic love is to understand Tolkien's context; what did same sex love mean to an academic and a veteran of world war one in the middle of the 20th c

oh this is exquisite

Tara@theblueststar.bsky.social · last wk.

#Topical

Hey, I have a handy image for this!

Golden Neckbeard@goldenneckbeard.bsky.social · last wk.

Weren't pretty much all the golden and silver age big names right wingers except for Le Guin?

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.

Extremely excited about the IG/TikTok content the Odyssey is giving us! Also thank you a million times to @archaeadne.bsky.social for sending me tiktoks because I simply cannot do that platform

all nazis are racist, you don't need to add that part

Under Ukrainian law, the majority-Muslim Qirimlis are recognised as an indigenous people whose language, culture and religious practice have special protection under law. They are an integral part of the Ukrainian nation. Laura can go burn.

Arizona Right Watch@azrww.bsky.social · last wk.

AP running a puff piece on this woman:

Update: two of the three attackers have been arrested

Euromaidan Press@euromaidanpress.bsky.social · last wk.

Three Polish men brutally attacked a young Ukrainian couple in Wrocław after hearing their Ukrainian accent in a store The attackers gave Nastya and her boyfriend Maksym serious injuries, and doctors stitched wounds on her neck 🎥 Karyna Kitsai/Threads

ABC News pumped out a horrific piece of anti-Ukrainian, pro-russian propaganda. It printed the lies of the Gauleiter of russian-occupied Zaporizhzhya region about an attack that never occurred. @ABC used a photo of the aftermath of a russian attack on Kyiv to worsen their crime against public trust.