Bill Higgins-- Beam Jockey
@beamjockey.bsky.social
Physicist at large. Speaker. Writer. Mono-instrumentalist. Spaceflight, astronomy, history of science, science fiction, & jokes thereof. Avatar: Bill Heterodyne, smiling & tipping his boater, by Phil Foglio. Banner: Me, infinitely reflected in mirrors.
I regret to report a coup d'état in Peoria, Illinois. Where University Street meets Forrest Hill Ave, the southeast corner holds INSURANCE KING and ROYAL VAPE; PAWN KING's on the northeast corner, and, visible half a block northward, BURGER KING. PAWN KING's gone, CASH AMERICA's now in his place.
I need a good toddler book about the periodic table of the elements STAT. My two year old just learned all the symbols in the Moon and Serpent Magical alphabet for some reason and is even using them in rudimentary spells. I need to distract him.
Once you read the first paragraph, you won't want to stop. Excellent story by @richardastone.bsky.social for @science.org
Nazi Germany had no hope of making an atomic bomb, uranium cubes reveal
Experimental reactor needed much more uranium and heavy water than the country could muster
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REMINDER: The deadline for the 2026 Congressional App Challenge is October 26! Middle and high school students in Illinois’ 11th District can compete by designing and submitting an innovative app. For more information, visit: foster.house.gov/app-challenge.
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
Thank you all for likes and comments. Much appreciated. But even more appreciated are RESKEETS. My income has been cut in half by AI and is only going to worse. Some of you have far more followers than I. You can make a difference by just hitting that share button. Please. And thank you.
In 1959, Forrest J Ackerman commissioned famed science fiction artist Frank R Paul to create a parody of Paul's old Oct 1926 issue of "Amazing Stories." Ackerman had Paul change the title to a pun on his nickname "Forries" & add a century to the publication date... making it the October 2026 issue.
5 4 3 2 1 Thunderbirds Are Go! Filmed in VIDECOLOR and SUPERMARIONATION. Gerry & Sylvia Anderson's Thunderbirds started 61 years ago today on ITV. @gerryanderson.bsky.social
XKCD #3304 is the SECOND Spacecraft Operations Joke in a week! And, like JUICE's several Earth gravity assist maneuvers, exquisitely timed—appearing on the same day as the (second) flyby. So long, JUICE. See you later! 🛰️🌍🌎🌏
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer
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#NASA's #Mars #Perseverance rover Front Left Hazard Avoidance Camera (Hazcam) Sol 1981 1987 1992 mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/mul... NASA/JPL-Caltech/j. Roger
Just a reminder...at 3:00 PM EDT Today (9/28/2026), NASA and Boeing leadership will discuss the Starliner spacecraft’s development and plans for regular crew flights to and from the International Space Station. Watch at the link below: www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ep...
Space Station Operations Update (Sept. 28, 2026)
YouTube video by NASA
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Juice used the gravity of our home planet to alter its route to Jupiter using very little fuel. The flyby deflected Juice by an angle of 20° compared to its pre-flyby path and increased its velocity by 3.5 km/s. 🔭 🧪
(taps microphone) Are there any #humanities scholars in the audience? Interested in learning more about @ransomcenter.bsky.social's 2027-28 fellowships? Tune into our online information session from 10-11 AM, CDT on Friday, October 9. Register here: events.teams.microsoft.com/event/0fb438... 🗃️📜📚
"Moon car" Balbalis' interior art for Willy Ley's popular science article "For Your Information: How to Get Around on Other Planets" in Galaxy Science Fiction (August 1958) #scifi #sciencefiction
First time I’ve seen public signage establishing rights for robots over humans.
If we all gave to save the grave of the man with a wave, we could have a rave!
Hey folks—this is doing really well—more than 90% raised!!! But they aren’t there yet! Can you help save the grave of the man who 1st recognized light is an electromagnetic wave??? It’s more than a little shocking this is down to private fundraising, but with your help, it will get done!!!
Help! Parton Community Council has 60 days to raise £70k to buy Parton Kirk (resting place of James Clerk Maxwell). They plan to turn it into a visitor centre celebrating our great hero! The other buyers could turn it into long-term storage 😬 Even £5 would help 🙏🧪⚛️ www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...
Packing up and moving out of my old Orion office. It’s tradition here to get a going away picture signed by the team you’re leaving. Next one will be from Artemis II
If there's any kind of @xkcd.com joke I enjoy as much as a Particle Physics Joke, it's a Spacecraft Operations Joke! xkcd.com/3302/
Voyager Instruments
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Hey y'all. Sunspot Observatory in New Mexico is being closed and decommissioned. Disappointed and broken hearted. But? Their excellent gift shop is selling everything off at 50% off. nmsusunspotsolarobservatory.company.site/products Make sure to use the code. (And if you like Deneen mugs...)
Products — NMSU/Sunspot Solar Observatory
Welcome to the Sunspot Solar Observatory shop where you will find unique astronomy themed gifts.
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In celebration of #WorldMaritimeDay, let's remember our first-ever research vessel, Atlantis! From 1931-1966, Atlantis helped researchers investigate the secrets of the ocean. The legacy continues with today’s R/V Atlantis, the support ship for deep sea sub Alvin!
There are already Blessed Fulton Sheen icons, tshirts, stained glass images, etc., for sale on Etsy, but who will be the maker who sells boxes of chalk with this television icon's image on them?
I like this: In the new portrait of Blessed Fulton J. Sheen, the artist (who?) puts chalk in his hand, because his blackboard was the main tool in his TV evangelizing. Photo of the art by @jeffreybruno.bsky.social. Screengrab of a LIFE IS WORTH LIVING episode from @brownmediaarchives.bsky.social.
Beatification unlocked— Pope Leo: “We…by our apostolic authority, grant the faculty that the Venerable Servant of God Fulton John Sheen…a tireless preacher of the Gospel through the modern means of communication and a diligent shepherd animated by missionary zeal, may henceforth be called Blessed…"
Today the Church celebrates Blessed Fulton J. Sheen. Through radio, television, and a life of prayer, he brought the Gospel into millions of homes. Blessed Fulton Sheen, pray for us.
Exciting news from Cambridge, where the long-lost, original model of the USS Enterprise is about to go on display at the MIT Museum! (This is the one featured in the opening credits, not the larger studio model at the Smithsonian.) Details: mitmuseum.mit.edu/announcement... #StarTrek #scifi 🗃️📜🖖
Caption to art reads: “An imaginary astronaut's view of the Didymos and Dimorphos asteroids” but SHOULD read: “An imaginary astronaut's view of the Didymos and Dimorphos asteroids, as reflected in the visor of another imaginary astronaut.”
A hitchhiker’s guide to Hera’s target asteroids
Currently speeding through deep space at 12 km/s relative to Earth, ESA’s Hera spacecraft is due to reach its target Dimorphos asteroid this November. But if an astronaut were magically teleported ont...
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I thought this *had* to be fake. But you can see the [insert polite word for "moron"] Tuberville ACTUALLY SAYING this, in Congressional Record: www.govinfo.gov/link/crec/la... This guy is running against Doug Jones for governor. God save Alabama. fallows.substack.com/p/running-as...
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.